I don't know if you like me but it's true
I'm totally retarded for you
May look like it, but I'm not sniffing glue
Or having my mom tell me what to do
It always seems to be one day up and one day down
I'm anticipating the day when you'll stick around
I'm all screwed up -- the girl's got me all screwed up
I'm all screwed up -- the girl's got me all screwed up
I'm all screwed up -- the girl's go...
Well she says she'll always be true when any guy'll do
You should've seen who she just blew
And then she tries to tell you she loves you woah woah
I've seen her type before, don't wanna see her anymore
You gotta leave her behind, and find another girl
You know she'll only bring you hurt, make you feel like a jerk
Spend your money while you work
And wear her lingerie for other guys woah woah
['...
Let's go
There are lots of pretty girls.
?
It's such a different world.
I want to live at the mall.
At the mall.
At the mall.
At the mall.
?
?
?
Yes, I want to live at the mall.
At the mall.
At the mall.
At the mall.
This place sucks
At the mall.
At the mall.
At the mall.
At the mall.
Yes, I want to live at the mall.
Yes, I want to live at the mall.
Yes, I want to live at the mall.
Yes, I want...
Everytime you're drunk
you always act like you're so tough
You're really a pussy and I'm gonna call your
bluff
Everyone is sick of you
You're a wimp through and through
I swear you look worse than Charles Bukowski
We saw you drunk a thousand times
You're an alcoholic Alber Einstein
EINSTEIN EINSTEIN ALBER EINSTEIN
Babyface boo hoo hoo
You're just a babyface boo hoo hoo hoo yea
Everyone's an as...
He rants and raves, he screams and shouts
He always flips his lid
But deep down inside he loves you kids
I know that you think he's just a goon
But he makes little Vapid clean his room
He don't like Nirvana
I know he don't like Prong
And I'll bet you five bucks that he don't like this song
CHORUS:
Ben Weasel - "He's an asshole"
Ben Weasel - "He's a jerk"
Ben Weasel - you just hate him cause he...
I really think you suck.
I think you really fucking smell.
I hate the gosh darn sight of you.
You talk all day.
You talk all night.
Blabbermouth.
I'm really not a jerk.
I know how to dance.
I'm never gonna work.
I wear designer pants.
Oh, my head is empty,
And my brain, it hurts.
I wanna be a real cool guy
Wear alligator shirts.
I don't care what you say.
I just wanna be this way.
I don't care just what you said.
I just wanna be a bonehead.
Now I got a job.
My foreman's name is Bob.
He's really quite a guy.
He blows me all the time.
My ...
BooBarella, it's funny that's her name
Since I've seen her, I've never been the same
I saved up from mowing all those lawns
To buy Tina Turner records that she wants
Wouldn't it be neat, wouldn't it be sweet
If she was serving me beer all day long
Don't ask me where i've been all day
Because you already know what I'll say
Boo-Boo-Boo-BooBarella, Boo-Boo-Boo-BooBarella
Boo-Boo-Boo-wontcha' be m...
Dishpan hands and pots and pans and ashtrays full of butts
Pearldiving's the life for me, I'm such a little putz
The heat, the slime, I've never been on time
I'm soaking wet, I'll never save a dime
Born to do dishes, I was born to do dishes
I was born to do dishes and my mom's really bummed out
I was born to do dishes fuck you, I'm just so proud
I was born to do dishes and my mom's really bumm...
A buncha shit, a buncha puke, that's where I'm coming from
I'm in a little trouble, beating up my mom
I'm gonna live a million years and then I'll go to hell
Your big fat mouth is what I smell
Brush your teeth lt;igt;[x5]
I'd love to punch you in the face
I'd love to beat the brat
I'd really like to fuck you, but your ass is fat
I'm gonna live a million years and then I'll go to hell
Your big ...
Well I was making the scene at the local Burger King
And you know the girls were looking real cool
Needed a girl and how, and said oh wow
There's just the chick for me
And I know she must think that I'm screwed
That I'm only interested in food
But when I looked deep into her eyes
I wanted more than a burger and fries
Well she's my Burger King Queen
Burger King Queen, Burger King Queen
And she'...
All the guys that look oh so stupid
And I wanna know why
All the girls they get so impressed
It maked me wanna die
All that long hair makes me whine
it's '95 not '69
I don't think it's very nice
Guys looking like Jesus Christ
Big fat ugly jocks with hairdos
Look like fucking clowns
And everyone knows they're just
The biggest jerks around
I'm askingyou on bending knees
Change your hairdo, won't...
Leader of the Methadones and the Mopes, too.
Wears a Green Day hat; he don't watch the news.
He's rough; he's tough; he's fun to have around.
He ain't no fucking clown.
He's Danny Vapid, the punk rocker - oh yeah
Danny Vapid ain't no faggot.
Danny Vapid ain't no faggot.
Danny Vapid ain't no faggot.
And he's okay to me.
I'm so sick of hearing stupid rumors flying around.
One more fucking time, ...
Yeah, I was thinking that my life was all through
But now I ain't since I got you
Oh honey, don't, fdon't you be so cool
Stick with me, I'll stick with you
Yeah, you taught me wrong from right
And now I brush my teeth every night
Oh honey don't, don't you be so cool
I used to think some girls were so cruel
Stick with me, I'll stick with you
I used to think some girls were really the most
But I...
One thing I know it's true - I need a little girl like you
So I can stop hanging around
So I can stop making that downtown trip, you know
I'm starting to get old
You know what I mean
You can scream and shout and it'll be fine
Keep in bed all day and blow my mind
You can hold me tight and rattle my brain
You can kiss me and drive me insane
Give me funny little shivers down my spine
When we kiss...
Funny thoughts and funny words I've said
Are rattling around inside my head
This world ain't exactly how it seems
These days things are weird and everybody's mean
I'm doing okay, don't you know, can't you see
I guess I got you and I guess you got me
The shit that I take and the shit that I hear
You better sit down and give me your ear
Definitely alright, definitely outta sight
Definitely so co...
You've been spreading lies around.
You've been tryin' to put me down.
Well, I went to the party, that much is true,
But what you said I did, I didn't do.
I didn't puke.
I didn't puke.
I didn't puke.
Now, I didn't puke.
I didn't want none.
I didn't want none.
I didn't want none.
I didn't want none.
All right.
lt;igt;[Beach Boys cover]lt;/igt;
The girls dig the way the guys get all wiped out
With their feet in the air you can hear em shout
They're not afraid, not my boys
They grit their teeth, they don't back down
Don't back down - You gotta be a little nuts
Don't back down - But show now who's got guts
Don't back down - Don't back down from that wave
With their feet full of tar and their head full ...
I really don't know what I'm doing
Hanging out with you
Trying to be cool when you know that I'm not
It's funny but It's true
I'm hip to your trip, I wanna be kissing those lips
I'm tired of dreaming of getting my kicks
Don't mess it up now - lt;igt;[x3]
I always wanted to be with a girl
Who loved me all day long
I can't explain what's in my brain
But something's going on
I'm hip to your trip,...
We see you with your ponytqail and flannel 'round your waist
Sideburns, goatees and pimples on your face
According to Spin magazine, you're so cool and hip
Do us all a favor, lose the hoop from the lip
You're so sad, you're so bad
You're so sad, you're so bad
CHORUS:
Drop the attitude fucker
Drop the attitude dude
Drop the attitude fucker
Fucker, drop the attitude
2x
You think with your antics...
I didn't feel so hot when I woke up today
The phone rand, I grabbed it and I heard you say:
quot;Hey man, whatcha doing right now,
Get off your ass and come downtown
Hurry up and love might come your way.quot;
And I rush and run, I know how to have fun
And I'm gonna do it my way
With you right by my side, you appeal to my pride
And I wouldn't have it any other way
Everything's going my way lt;...
I didn't feel so hot when I woke up today
The phone rang, I grabbed it and I heard you say:
"Hey man, whatcha doin' right now,
Get off your ass and come downtown
Hurry up and love might come your way."
And I rush and I run, I know how to have fun
And I'm gonna do it my way
With you right by my side, you appeal to my pride
And I wouldn't have it any other way
Everything's going my way 3x
The su...
They say I'm outta my skull
I've really, really gone down
And I'm taking the Queers
My wrist went limp and I resemble a chimp in between my ears
I'm a fucking jerk, under a bridge I lurk
I'm an idiot too
I guess I'm not a punk
'Cause I stopped getting drunk
And puking all over my shoes
I can't run with you sports
I'm hanging on the porch
And I'm having fun today
Everything's O.K. with me
Every...
Fagtown, Beantown, all the queers hang around.
?
This motel is certainly peach.
Fagtown ? on the beach.
Fagtown, Fagtown, Fagtown, Fagtown sucks.
Fagtown, Fagtown, Fagtown, Fagtown sucks.
Fagtown, Fagtown, Fagtown, Fagtown sucks.
Fagtown, Fagtown, Fagtown, Fagtown sucks.
I'm feeling so sick, someone get me a beer
My life is a shambles, you know I'm a Queer
My head it really pounds and pounds
Records just go round and round
Mom and Dad - they just hate my guts
The only girls I know are sluts
Say I'm deeply troubled
Oh I shake my head it just ain't so
Daddy beat me with a hose
Got kicked out of the Webelos
Feeling so groovy
I'm feeling so groovy
I'm feeling so g...
I'm hanging 'round hoping hard
That you wanna be with me always and always
It's my way of saying won't you stick around me
For the rest of your life
I'm gonna wish on a star
That you're gonna stick me always and always
It's my way of saying won't you stick around me
For the rest of your life
This song is straight from your boy
Even though you've gone and left me all alone
This song is straight...
I called in sick to work today and stayed in bed 'til noon
And now I just don't care what's going on outside this room
Things aren't getting better
My future's not too bright
Fuck the world I'm hanging out with you tonight
Me and you will walk around so pointlessly
Smashing things, jacked up on way too much caffeine
I'm really going nowhere
I hate this shitty life
Fuck the world I'm hanging ou...
I don't wanna hang around with you.
I think you suck and smell bad, too.
Now, I'm sittin' here with nothing to do.
You didn't wanna fuck me so
Fuck You
Fuck You
Fuck You
Fuck You
I once knew a guy, and his name was Jim
He used to like me, but I didn't like him
He told me that he'd really like to go in bed
He told me that he'd like to give me vicious head
He's a gay boy, boy toy, jerk off, fuck up
His boy friend says, quot;Come live with mequot;
His boy friend says, quot;Come and make the scenequot;
His mom and dad are awful proud
It's perfectly acceptable to be a gay b...
Punks today just make me sick.
Selling out just ain't what makes me tick.
Jack ass punks are a bore.
Those sell out fucks are all whores.
Skinheads ain't working class.
They're just a pain in the ass.
Generation of swine.
When trouble come, you stick your head in the sand.
You fuckin' jerk, you got your drink in your hand.
And I'm fuckin' sick of hearin' you whine
About everyone that's wasting your time.
Oh yeah, wastin', wastin', wastin' all your time.
Loser, loser.
Get a life and live it, loser.
Get a life and live it, loser.
Get a life and live it, loser.
I hate you.
You think you're punk, but you're really ...
I'm gonna shake, I'm gonna shimmy too
I'm gonna shake, I'm gonna really move
I'm gonna ride my skateboard all the way
I really dig your beaches and the girls they're all peaches
Yeah, Black's beach is such a cool break too
I don't know why I'm living this way
Must have coppertone on my brain
It's really fun out in the sun
I fight the mob out in the smog
But you can keep old Californ-i-a
And wh...
Eating magic mushrooms ain't for me
Or getting all screwed up on LSD
Or eating bean sprouts all day long
And smoking pot out of a bong
Wearing flowers in my hair
And having dirty underwear
I don't wanna be a granola-head 2x
Whacked-out hippies' brains are scrambled eggs
Ugly chicks with very hairy legs
I think I'd rather be at home
Listening to the Ramones
Or hanging out and getting drunk
With...
Caught smoking a cigarette and sucking down a brew
They gave me no supper, they locked me in my room
My mother caught me in her purse - Hey that's just my luck
But I needed money for more beer and butts
GO 4x
CHORUS:
Grounded - Now it's time to suck my thumb
Grounded - I bet Dad's on top of Mom
Grounded - And I don't know what to do
Grounded - And it ain't too fucking cool
Grounded
Grounded
Tr...
I think paying fucking rent sucks
I'm sorry I swore mom, aw shucks
I spilled a beer in the living room
I know I shouldn't be drunk at noon
Half shitfaced
Half shitfaced
Half shitfaced
Half shitfaced
GO
Out ex-guitar player sucks
He ripped us off for two hundred bucks
His girlfriend's got a fucking fat ass
And an ugly face to match
Half shitfaced...
I know you think I'm just a useless stupid punk
Because every night I come home drunk
Hi Mom, it's me, the fuckin' little shit
The ugly little monkey who used to suck your tit
I know you think my band's just a waste of time
Those beer cans you found in my room weren't mine
Hi Mom, it's me, the fuckin' little shit
The ugly little monkey who used to suck your tit
I didn't know my name - my girlfriend is a pain
My mom and dad they reallt freak me out
I'm really fucking fried - why am I alive?
Mom and Dad they always scream and shout
I was a high school psychopath - part two
High school pyschopath - fuck you
High school pyschopath - like you
High school pyschopath - GO
School so fucking lame - there's rats inside my brain
My mom and dad they reallt freak...
The girl's always giving him shit
'Cause he like da banana split.
She's always calling him names, and
He'd like to be doing the same.
Life's not fair; are you aware?
I can't spell it out like Dr. Frank - who cares?
He's wearing lavender pants.
The boy's just dying to dance.
The girl's always making him cry,
And we're all wondering why.
Life's not fair; are you aware?
Be proud of who you are an...
Don't you know that it's going okay
I want everyone to see that
Everything's coming up roses
Whenever you're hanging with me
When we're goofing off, laughing at nothing at all
And hoping the day lasts a week
Nothing else matters, no nothing else matters to me
My hearts pounding so fast but what can I do
These days it's got a reason to beat
I'm not walking down life's lonely highways no more
I'...
Blue skies, turning into gray since you went away nothing's the same
Time flies, and I realize what I thought was love was just a game
Passing by the places where you used to be
What I wouldn't give to have you here with me
I know I'm stupid and I know you're gone
I know a lot but I can't get over you
Sometimes I think I lost my mind wishing myself back to yesterday
You said you'd wished that ...
I can't stand politicians, I can't stand talk show hosts
I can't stand prohibition, I can't stand David Frost
Can't stand what you say or what you do
What you say or what you do
I can't stand you 4x
I can't stand the military, I can't stand my old school
I can't stand freaks and fairies, I can't stand stupid rules
Can't stand what you say or what you do
What you say or what you do
I can't stan...
Last night I had burritos and drank alot of beer
And now a funny smell is eminating from my rear
My girlfriend tries to hold her nose and falls into a swoon
I got a problem and I don't know what to do
HELP
I can't stop farting 4x
My flatulant ass sounds like 27 ducks
I sit and try to take a shit outta luck
My sphincter rears it's ugly head as I clear out the room
I got a problem and I don't kn...
I never get to do what I want to do
My brain is fried and my heart is screwed
I'm hurting and it's all because of you
Let me tell ya:
Nothing's not right, not anymore
My heart is barely ticking, my complexion's poor
I'm hurting and it's all because of you
And oh I'm sick of crying, couldn't you give me a chance
Oh, I'm sick of crying, couldn't you give me a chance
Now couldn't ya, couldn't ya,...
I never get to do what I want to do
My brain is fried and my heart it's screwed
I'm hurting and it's all because of you
Let me tell ya
Nothing's not right, not anymore
My heart us barely ticking, my complexion's poor
I'm hurting and it's all because of you
And oh I'm sick of crying, couldn't you give me a chance
Oh, I'm sick of crying, couldn't you give me a chance
Now couldn't ya, couldn't ya...
You've been spreading lies around
You've been trying to put me down
I went to the party that much is true
But what you said I did I didn't do
I didn't puke - lt;igt;[x4]
You think I'm a little winp
Shut your mouth you fat old blimp
I went to the party that much is true
But what you said I did I didn't do
I didn't puke - lt;igt;[x8]
I lost my mind
Thinkin', drinkin', talkin', squawking,
And hanging out all day
Never ever doing nothing, and you know it's not my way baby
I never ever met a girl like you
I know I like you and you know it's true
And I don't want to get involved with you
I know I'm stupid, but I'm sure not dumb
I kinda like you, you may be the one
Now I've found a reason to keep living, and it's you
I found a reason to keep ...
1-2-3-4
I never hold a job for more than a week.
My father was a rich man; and my mother, a geek.
People say I'm lazy, and they say I'm a jerk.
And they're getting pissed 'cause I don't wanna work.
'Cause I don't wanna work.
Well, I don't wanna work.
I never hold a job for more than a week.
My father was a rich man; and my mother, a geek.
People say I'm lazy, and they say I'm a jerk.
And they'...
Don't want you.
Don't want you.
I seen you hanging around places we used to go to.
I seen you hanging around trying to act so bored.
Sick of you.
Sick of you.
Remember you were the one that wanted to be free, yeah.
Remember you were the one, you were the one who left me.
Don't want you hanging around.
No, I don't want you hanging around.
No, I don't want you hanging around.
No, I don't want yo...
lt;igt;[Banana Splits cover]lt;/igt;
I live in a cucumber castle
On the banks of a cranberry sea
And starfish dance under my drawbridge
And blackbirds make nests in my tree
I enjoy being a boy, in love with you
I enjoy being a boy in love with you
In love with you girl, oh yeah
I live in a purple plum mansion
In the mist of a strawberry stream
And mellifluous bells ring out softly
From a hill ...
She don't care what I think, she don't care what I do
Even though things don't go right, I know here love for me is true
I love to love her, I want you to know
I'd love to scream out "I do"
Sometime soon you'll realize that she's tougher than you
I got a girlfriend 4x
I got a girlfriend and now things turn out okay
She don't care what I think, she's don't care what I do
Even though things don't go right, I know her love for me is true
I love her, I want you to know
I'd love to scream out quot;I doquot;
Sometime soon you'll realize she's tougher than you
I got a girlfriend lt;igt;[x4]
I got a girlfriend and now things turn out okay
I hate anchovie pizza
Asparagus and peas
Wanting my dessert
And having to say please
I hate
Well I hate everything 2x
I hate the Grateful Dead
Their hippi fans are such a waste
Everything about them
Even Jerry's ugly face
CHORUS
I hate working around the house
I hate mowing the lawn
I hate doing my homework
I even hate this song
CHORUS 2x
I don't wanna be around you anymore
I don't wanna hear another word you say
You make Bulltit look like he's a real a smart fucker
And I'm kinda hopin that you'll go away
I hate your fucking guts
I hate your fucking guts
I hate your fucking guts
I hate your fucking guts
I hate your fucking guts
I hate your fucking guts
You think you're a punk
but you're just a jock
And up your ass you'd love to...
I've got nothing else to do
My life sucks, there's nothing new
Don't care if you love me true
Don't care you got someone new
Don't care you got someone new
What's a punk rocker to do
I just called to say fuck you
I'm just kinda feeling blue
Rememberin' what we used to do
Don't care if you love me true
Don't care you got someone new
Don't care you got someone new
What's a punk rocker to do
I ju...
I like young girls with their pony tails.
They live in a world where nothing ever fails.
Hanging out.
I like young girls; I like the way they smell.
I like their pretty curls; their curls can go to hell.
Okay, let's go
I like young girls with their pony tails.
They live in a world where nothing ever fails.
Hanging out.
I like young girls.
I like young girls.
I like young girls.
Well, I like yo...
I'm really goo-goo over you,
I'm mentally retarded too
I lost my brain, and I don't know where
Somewhere down in Kenmore square
Look mom and dad, I think this one's OK
She's a punk rocker, hey what can I say
So let's get moving, the girls, so groovy
Oh yeah, she really knows where it's at
I met her at the Rat
She cheers me up when I'm feeling blue
Looks for me and does my laundry
And here I am...
I never got the girl till you
Came along and said, quot;I wouldn't
mind to hang around a while.quot;
Now the sun - it's always shining every day
Because you're never far away.
And things are going fine.
Time stood still forever, and then you came along.
I used to say never ever will I find a girl
To hang around and make me feel Iquot;m not a clown.
Stupid girls before were always leaving.
List...
I don't wanna hear your shit, don't wanna see your face
Cause when it comes to drinking beer, don't you get on my case
Heineken is skunk piss dude, and Miller sucks so bad
I'm Joe Queer, I've tried em all, I've spilled more than you had
Hey you motherfuckers
I only drink Bud
Ben Weasel don't know a thing, Rancid don't even drink
Even little Vapid's on the wagon, don't it stink?
People in Chica...
I spent the rent; I ain't got a cent.
I spent the rent; I ain't got a cent.
I spent the rent; I ain't got a cent.
I spent the rent; I ain't got a cent.
I wanna be happy; I don't wanna be sad.
I wanna be a good boy; I don't wanna be bad.
I wanna be happy.
Yeah, I wanna be happy so bad.
I wanna be happy; yeah, I really do.
But everybody's saying I'm no good for you.
They know that I'm a cretin, and I know it's true.
But I don't care.
I wanna see you at Kenmore Square, yeah,
And on the Bowery, too.
And in Toranto on Queen Street,
Or on Belmont A...
Something's pounding in my head
I need a girl like you
to help me do my math at night
and raise up my I.Q.
Symptoms seem to say one thing
That I'm ok with you
Emotions not my strongest suit
My concentration's limited too
I wanna know why the birds they sing
I wanna know why the grass is green
I wanna know why the sky is blue
And what it is between me and you
Yeah - I wanna know
Over under side...
I want cunt; I want now.
I want cunt; I want now.
I want cunt; I want now.
I want cunt; I want now.
I won't be a big fat nothing, 'cause that just ain't me
I won't be your boyfriend because you're just so ugly
I won't be
I won't be
I won't be no one but me lt;igt;[x2]
I won't be a Grateful Dead freak, that shit makes me puke
I won't be your boyfriend because I just can't stand you
[Chorus]
I don't even wanna know my name
I hope everybody goes insane
I drink, I fight, I fuck the cunts
I drink, I fuck, I fight the runts
Oh no I'm not a Mongo
Not a mongo anymore
Not a mongo anymore
Not a mongo anymore
Not a mongo anymore
Everyone I meet thinks I'm a jerk
I'd love to kill the fuckers where I work
I drink, I fight, I fuck the cunts
I drink, I fuck, I fight - you runts
Oh no I'm not a...
No one knows how old I am,
But I remember Vietnam.
I tell them I don't dye my hair.
I hate my life, and I don't care.
I'm nowhere at all.
I'm nowhere at all.
I'm nowhere at all.
I'm nowhere at all.
I wish I was back in L.A.
I wish I was there today.
They really think I'm cool out there,
But out here they just don't care.
I'm nowhere at all.
I'm nowhere at all.
I'm nowhere at all.
I'm nowhere a...
Well I'm sick of you
You think you're cool
You're so depressed
And I'm not impressed
I'm a bad motherfucker
Oh yes I am you mothers, come on
[special guest Hubacca on vocals]
You go mental and you suck, so remember I'm
okay, you're fucked
You go mental and you suck, I'm okay you're
fucked
You're fucked, you're fucked, you're fucked
[Repeat verse]
I'm a bad motherfucker
Domoarigata, come onlt;i...
Of all the things I don't wanna do
Is sit and bite off more than I can chew
I used to have a job but now I'm through.
I guess I'm pretty stupid, but so are you.
'Cause I'm useless.
My girlfriend went and left me.
My landlord kicked me out.
I'm lonely scared and smelly
I wanna die, but don't know how.
He's seven years old, and he's dying of old age.
And I don't give a fuck about any of you limp...
You know he read a couple books
And now he shoots me dirty looks
As if he thinks he's better than me
A condescending attitude
Well I hate to tell you dude
Can't even buy a vowel on your SAT's
Some cruel prick told him he's on the ball
Don't hold your breath waiting for Mensa to call
He's an idiot savant, a first class moron
He's an idiot savant, a jackass indeed
He's an idiot savant, one minut...
Your mouth is always ope, you think you're so damn smart
Without all your friends around you just fall apart
Please tell me now what's the score
You know it, you fucking bore
I'm hoping you'll get away, far away from me
Go pose for somebody else
If you only had a brain 4x
I like freaks and losers who hate me
They'd blow up the world and laugh with glee
See things how they really are
Mindless lemmings in a jar
The Pope is just another rock star
I'm in I'm in
I'm in with the out crowd
I'm in with the out crowd
I'm in with the out crowd
You're all fast food fairies and you're fucked
You're all fast food fairies outta luck
Big Brother is watching you
Big Brother is...
I know something about the girl
Who's hoping to be seen standing
Alone in the back of the room
She's just trying to fit in
But it's hard 'cause she's never spoken to anyone
Don't worry 'cause you got me
I wanna see a smile on your face
No more tears today
Or I'll tell everyone that I know that
I want that girl to stay
Janelle, Janelle - everything's alright
Janelle, Janelle - we'll hold each o...
Journey to the center of your empty fucking skull
Listen up and then jump off a bridge
You're stupid and useless - the village idiot
Face the facts, you're dumber than my fridge
When you start talking, people scream
and run out of the room
When you were young, I bet your mommy
traveled on a broom
So take me to your leader - you stupid human loon
I hate you skinhead oi-boys
You fucking Nazi goo...
We're not the Titanics and we'renot the Voodoo Dolls
We're not Buullet LaVolta and we ain't 8-balls
We're not as famous as the Pixies or the Bags
Hey, we may be the Queers but we ain't no fags
I keep hoping you'll wake up, ya losers
Use what's left of your brain
You don't have to tell me how great you are
Ya stupid, stupid, stupid kid
Ya junk freak etc, etc
This guitar wasn't paid for by my mo...
I think it's so stupid
Girls won't say this word
Like asking everyone to not say shit, say turd
Fall back 5 yards it's time to punt
I think quot;gashquot; is offensive
Not to mention rude
And I don't think about eating it
When I'm eating food
There once was some dude on T.V.
His name was Alan Funt
Just say cunt
Just say cunt
Just say cunt
Just say cunt
[Motherfucking lead guitar]
I hope you're...
This is something no one knows.
Kicked out of the Webelos.
Do you think it really shows?
Kicked out of the Webelos.
Punched her in her snotty nose.
Kicked out of the Webelos.
Daddy beat me with a hose.
Kicked out of the Webelos.
Well, I guess that's the way it goes.
Kicked out of the Webelos, go
This is something no one knows.
Kicked out of the Webelos.
Do you think it really shows?
Kicked out...
Like a parasite I wanna kiss you till you puke
Like a parasite think of all the good things we could do
Like a parasite I wanna crawl all over you
Like a parasite I wanna be your Tiny Tim
Like a parasite burrow inside underneath your skin
Like a parasite I wanna crawl all over you
I can tell by the way you're looking at me
We'll be together tonight
Like a parasite, like a leech
Like a parasite...
How come skinhead oi boys have no work
I bet if they did they'd go berserk
Shut up about the working class
A job is no big deal
You all look like Hitler youth - good job
That's some appeal
You oi-boys and oi-girls have quite the scene
At shows you love to gang up and get mean
The ones I know were racist then
But that's all in the past
Excuse my not believing you
It's happened much too fast
Lit...
I'm sick of being pushed around and misunderstood
Explain myself the best I can but it doesn't do any good
I wish Joey was president, oh what can I say
And everybody got to surf like Californ-i-a
And now I wanna kill someone and now I wanna die
But I think that I'll just sit in my room and cry
I wish Joey was president, oh what can I say
And everybody got to surf like Californ-i-a
CHORUS:
Oh I...
I'm just a stupid kid and I get my kicks
But she left me and it hit me like a ton of bricks
I'm crying, yeah, I'm dying, yeah
And I'm never ever smiling again
See I didn't need the girl and I acted tough
She left me and I'm taking it a little too rough
I'm shattered, yeah, and I'm cracked up, yeah
And I'm never ever smiling again
I didn't like her anyway, she'd talk all night
And talk all day,...
Hi, this is station AWOL,
Coming to you from from over the hill at Bob Bar city.
I'm gonna sing if I come back tonight,
Can I still keep my stripes or have I stayed away too long?
Beat me, bite me, whip me, fuck me, like the dirty pig that I am.
Cum all over my tits and tell 'em that you love me.
Then get the fuck out.
Hey, keep it going boys.
We're coming right on back, but we're gonna go the...
I don't know if you're aware.
Everybody stands and stares.
Politics are everywhere.
We all know that you don't care.
Calling the meatwagon.
Calling the meatwagon.
Calling the meatwagon.
Calling the meatwagon.
Molly Neuman - She don't wanna talk to me.
Molly Neuman - Won't return my calls.
Molly Neuman - Manages the Donnas.
I took her to the drive-in, she looked so sweet
We started necking in the back seat
She says she's crazy, well I'm crazy too
I think that bonehead should stop sniffing glue
I think she's nuts, I think she's really gone
I think that she's on pot
She's crazy, I'm lazy, who gives a fuck
Oh Yeah...
Monster Zero 4x
I think she's whacked out, she thinks I'm cheap
I tried to kiss her but she fell asl...
I went to your house real late last night
You were tucked in the bed you little sprite
Your dad passed out in front of the TV
I swear to god dude, she came on me
She asked me if I minded going down-
Motherfucker
She pulled her robe off then we went to town-
Motherfucker
She asked me if I'd like to spank her ass-
Motherfucker
She asked me if I'd help you with your math-
Motherfucker
She keeps a...
Mrs. Brown, you've got an ugly daughter
I don't wanna hear her stupid name
Mrs. Brown, you've got an ugly daughter
The verdict's in I declare I'm insane
I'm done professing undying love forever more
And holding hands inside a store 2-4
And overnighting chocolate kisses to her in the mail
I don't wanna be her boyfriend anymore
I used to think she was so groovy
Trading kisses at the movies
Now I...
Before we went out
I used to think that she was hot
And now I really see her
And I see that shes' not
With the mouth of a pirhana -
that's always full
And the face of a rabit pit bull
My cunt's a cunt, my cunt's a cunt
My friends all say she's funny
Well hardy har har
I think she needs a head massage
With a steel bar
I used to fantasize of her
The little jiz jar
But now I dream of seeing her
G...
I started out by sniffing glue
Killing brain cells one by one's so cool
Pissing off my mom, acting really dumb
When you get down to it, having lots of fun
What the hell is wrong with getting high
won't you tell me why, oh why, oh why
I'm really in the soup, they want me in group
And whne they do I'll throw them for a loop
Next stop: Rehab - Nest stop: Rehab
Next stop: Rehabilitation - can't wa...
Am I going crazy or is it my empty head
B-Face is so lazy all he does is stay in bed
Going out with Nikki made Hugh's brain grow dim
But Johnny Ramine knows I can't play faster than him
GO
GO
Flippin' out I'm trippin' out
I'm really shittin' now
Night of the Livid Queer 2x
A.J. hangs around with total acne on his face
Me and Lash ae swingin' hash over at Joe's place
The Queers threw all the kn...
She's flat as a board and I just don't care
No tit, no tit
My friends are always wondering
No tit, no tit
I'd rather not mention a thing
But oh what can I do
I know I shouldn't pick on her
But goddammit it's true
She's got no tit,
She's got no tit
She's got no tit lt;igt;[x3]
It's no matter big or small
No tit,no tit
Your sexist chatter bores us all
No tit, no tit
They say I'm missing out on l...
Cut my hair and try to fit in.
I hang around, but I just can't win, oh no.
I don't know just what to say,
But I want things to go my way, oh yeah.
I want to, just can't, I want to, just can't fit in.
I want to, just can't, I want to, just can't fit in.
Oh no.
'Cause nobody likes me, nobody likes me.
Nobody likes me, nobody likes me.
Nobody likes me, nobody likes me.
Nobody likes me, nobody lik...
Sittin' drinkin' a brew, tryin' not to think of you
I think you suck, you acted like a slut
Did you ever really like me
I think I know the answer
Fuck you
Now listen up - this is what i think of you
CHORUS
You're a noodle brain and I hate you
You're a noodle brain and you're ugly
You're a noodle brain you're so stupid
You're a noodle brain just like me
Sittin' thinkin' of you, and i'm feelin' ...
Said you called me, but you fucking lied.
You little bitch you deserve to die.
I'm just sitting here pulling my pud
With a dirty magazine and a six of Bud
Nothing to do, nothing to do
Nothing to do, nothing to do
You said we'd go see a flick,
And you said that you'd suck my prick.
Then I saw you with that jock,
And all I can say is, quot;What the fuck?quot;
Nothing to do, nothing to do
Nothing...
No one knows how old I am
But I remember Vietnam
I tell them I won't cut my hair
I hate my life and I don't care
I'm nowhere at all
I'm nowhere at all
I'm nowhere at all
I'm nowhere at all
I wish I was back in LA
I wish I was there today
They really think I'm cool out there
But out here they just don't care
I'm nowhere at all
I'm nowhere at all
I'm nowhere at all
I'm nowhere at all
I've been told many times before
To think of number one
When I do, I guess it's true
I think I'm having fun
But lately all I ever do is think of you
And now I know it's true
No matter what you do, you're my number one
You're my number one lt;igt;[x6]
Every time I see your face
I'm all choked up inside
When I'm far away from you
I almost wanna hide
But lately all I ever do is think of you
And n...
Nuni in New York - getting out of his car.
Nuni in New York - hanging at a bar.
Nuni in New York - he's acting punk.
Nuni in New York - he's getting drunk.
Nuni in New York - ?
Nuni in New York - ?
Nuni in New York - ?
Nuni in New York - and he's getting smashed.
Let's go
Nuni in New York.
Nuni in New York.
Nuni in New York.
Nuni in New York.
Nuni in New York.
That's what I said.
Nuni in New Y...
She's shooting arrows through my heart
Builds me up then tears me apart
She looks hot but she's cool
She's not my girl but I'm a fool, don't you know
I'm really stupid but I love her so
I'm only hoping that she wants to know
So cool, so neat and sweet, she's my peppermint girl 4x
She put my heart into a spin
She wants out but I want in
She looks hot but she's so cool
She's not my girl but I'm ...
On our block all of the guys call her Flamingo
'Cause her hair blows like the sun
And her eyes can light the sky
When she walks she moves so fine
Like a Flamingo
Crimson dress THAT clings so tight
She's out of reach and out of sight
When she walks by she brightens up the neighborhood
Oh every guy would make her his IF he just could
If she just would
Some sweet day I'll make her mine
Pretty Fla...
When I lie awake, and I dream all night,
Then I see a girl like you.
And you're always there, and you're my best friend.
And you're into what I do.
You're the girl that the boys want,
That'll make their dreams come true.
When I need a friend, you always
Come through for me.
I'm going psycho, psycho over you.
I'm going psycho, psycho over you.
I'm going psycho, psycho over you.
I'm going psycho...
Girls like you make me feel it's o.k.
To write a silly song
I can't wait till I see you again
'Cause it's been way too long
You're a doll, you're a doll, just a living doll
I wanna spend my life with you
I think you're groovy
Punk Rock Confidential - lt;igt;[x3]
Oh yeah
There's just one thing I wanna share
I got a crush on you
When I see a smile on your face
I know that I'll be true
You're a d...
Leather jackets, stupid boyfriends,
poor report cards, life is just a ball
Hi- top Chucks and bubblegum and oh my gosh I'd
love to love them all
They're so cool their style is never cramped
Too much of everything and everyone is amped
Well, do't get hot and bothered
listen, I know I got problems
I also know just what this goofy world needs
Yummy yummy punk rock girls lt;igt;[x4]
I wish they al...
I wish I was back in Vietnam
Killing all those gooks for Uncle Sam
Living in Boston just don't pay
There's no surfing in Dorchester Bay
Kill or be killed, It's dog eat dog
Kill or be killed, it's dog eat dog
My name, they call me Rambo Rat
My machine gun and me know where it's at
My name, they call me Rambo Rat
My name, they call me Rambo Rat
Rambo Rat, Rambo Rat, Rambo Rat, Rambo Rat
I think ...
Stupid little fucker from outer space
I don't wanna see your ugly face
Lame ass shit go to the show
Shut your mouth what do you know
Oiyeah whatever
Follow every fucking trend
Timmy Armstrong's your best friend
I don't wanna see you puke
I'm sick of your friends and you
You're a rancid motherfucker and I don't
think you're so cool
Down in Utah
The guys and I dig a city called Salt Lake
It's got the grooviest kids
That's why we never get tired of Salt Lake
And the way the kids talk so cool
Is an out of sight thing
And the number one radio station
Makes the town really swing yeah
Salt Lake City we'll be coming soon
There's a park near the city, yeah
All the kids dig the Lagoon now
It's full of all kinds of girls
And rides...
Sayonara sucker, get lost and get outta town
Sayonara sucker, well I don't need you around
'Cause you know everybody thinks that you're such a drag
And half your brain's all alone in your head
Face it you're fucked
You've got a big old mouth
I wanna stomp your face with my Keds
Sayonara sucker - lt;igt;[x4]
Sayonara sucker, your girlfriend's just a dumb bitch
Sayonara sucker, I hope she gives ...
I wasn't looking for trouble,
But it came looking for me.
I may not have any muscles,
But I can move like Bruce Lee.
So when a bunch of these pussies started
Beating up on my friends,
I left the stage, intending to land on them.
See ya later, fuckface.
See ya later, fuckface.
See you in the funny pages - fuck you
See ya later, fuckface.
We hate you.
My dive was graceful and swanlike.
It was a ...
Always thinking she's so fucking cool
With some politics that would make Bozo drool
Well I'd really like to smash her fucking face
And knock her fat ass into outer space
I'm sorry of this don't sound too P.C.-
I don't worship her so she hates me
She's a cretin - can't you see
She's a cretin - a sickie
She's a cretin - and I'm hoping that she'll hop away from me
Cretin, Cretin, oh she's a cretin
Little sidewalk surfer girl
Show me how to shoot the curls
I've been watching you
And all the things you do
You got me in a whirl
Sidewalk surfin' girl
Little sidewalk surfer girl
Now you're going 'round the world
Girl, you sure look sweet
Surfin' down the street
You got me in a whirl
Sidewalk surfin' girl
So grab your little board
And take it for a ride
No matter if you fall
I'll be by your s...
She said I'm not good enough
to walk her home
She said I'm not worth enough
to call her on the phone
She won't even say hello unless she's alone
I don't like it at all
When there's nobody else around
she'll think of me
Call me and act as if we're so friendly
With the gang she looks away
and she don't speak
I don't like it at all
How come she's a bitch all the time
all the time
I gotta strangle...
Acting like you care about
some stupid fucking cow
You fucking vegan
Your PC attitude
It doesn't matter anyhow
You fucking vegan
You're a stupid fucking, stupid fucking
stupid fucking, stupid fucking vegan
You're a stupid fucking, stupid fucking
stupid fucking, stupid fucking vegan
Vegan, vegan stupid fucking vegan
You always pray to Jah when you smoke
your fucking pot - you fucking vegan
You ...
[Well Frank, this looks like one of those long hard ones]
TAMARA'S A PUNK 1-2-3-4
Well I've seen Black Flag and I've seen the Germs
And I've jammed with G.G. too
Even opened up for the Ramones
But it just ain't any use
She don't care that I know Ben Weasel and Metal Mike
It's all such frightful tripe, to her
Tamara is a punk, so you better not knock her
Tamara is a punk, she's a real punk rock...
My folks had me committed just two weeks ago
My best friend ran off with my girl - those two damn bozos
Oh and don't you know it hurts
But hey she ain't the first
She ain't the first
I was a teenage bonehead - Yes it's true
I was a teenage bonehead - A-wah-hoo-ooh
I was a teenage bonehead just because of you
My parents kicked me out, now I sit here wondering
My girlfriend sent me a postcard sa...
John Rioux was his hane
Screwing up was his game
Oh gosh he hates his folks
In fact, his whole life is a joke
Well he's only seventeen
He knows everything
His brain's malfunctioning
He's a teenage gluesniffer
Well he's a teenage gluesniffer
Well he's a teenage gluesniffer
Oh oh oh yeah
Oh oh oh yeah
Shane Problem is his name
Whacking off is his game
Girls all think he's a joke
His fanzine is a...
I wake up and smoke a joint.
I love my life 'cause there's no point.
I hit the couch; turn on the tube.
I love to watch the Family Feud.
I'm all fucked up; it's time for me
To change the channel on TV.
It's getting dark; it's time to crash.
I wish I had some real good hash.
Go to the sink; I love to spit.
I'm in a rut; don't give a shit.
Oh how I wish and hope it's true
That you know I'm in love with you
'Cause you seem to have forgotten I exist
And do you even remember that we kissed
And I'm wondering what you're thinking of me
Silly words we didn't mean
Hot and cold and in between
I'm left with a broken heart
And not too sure just where to start
And I'm hoping this ain't how it's gotta be
If I could turn the hands of time
Ba...
This place sucks
This place sucks
This place sucks
This place sucks
I don't know just where to go.
There's things I don't wanna know.
I don't know what we can do,
But this place sucks.
This place sucks
This place sucks
This place sucks
There's only so much I can give.
My brain is getting ?
There's really nowhere else to live,
But this place sucks
This place sucks
This place sucks
This place su...
this sandal shit has got to stop
it makes me wanna puke
if I see your ugly toes again
I don't know what I'll do
I'm so sick of Deadheads and assholes, it's true
alternative rockers are all hippies too
so try to remember to cover your feet
if you wanna go barefoot, save it for the beach
save it for the beach
this sandal shit has got to stop
it makes me wanna puke
if I see your ugly toes again
I...
Tic tic toc,
My heart is in hock.
Just after one look, I was hooked.
Oh yeah - sha, na, na, na, na
Just one kiss.
I never knew this.
I never knew love was a beautiful thing,
And now I sing, I say, okay.
She looks so beautiful that it takes
My breath away.
She looks so pretty now that I hear
Myself say, go
Hanging on the telephone
I'm glad that we're all alone
Felling kind of cool today
Listening to what you say
Rainbows in my head
Green red and blue
Saying I'm in love with you
I don't care what people seem to say
What's a punk to do
See I'm confessing that you're messing with
my heart today
And I'm addicted to your funny face
We're not MTX but it's all o.k.
'Cause my heart's in the right place
...
Ripping off your friends, stuffing your fat face
I'm kinda bummed out I'm part of your race
Someday you will learn that it's cool to starve
Just look at me and B-Face and try not to barf
CHORUS:
Too many twinkies
Too many twinkies
Too many twinkies
Too many twinkies
You're a bunch of rock stars, you're a bunch of lard
And I hate to tell you, your bassist's a retard
So shut your stupid fat mout...
We trash this place; I don't know why.
Got to clean it up; I want to cry.
You're just a bunch of useless friends
Who partied to the very end.
We trash this place; I don't why.
You'll clean it up; I'll fuckin' lie.
I'll never get my money back.
Thank you, suck the landlord's prick.
We trash this place.
Tulu is a wimp because he is a wimp.
Tulu is a wimp because he is a wimp.
Tulu is a wimp because he is a wimp.
Tulu is a wimp because he is a wimp.
Well, Tulu was our bass player, and then he quit the band.
He said he had to go somewhere, but he had nothing planned.
Tulu went to New York; he said he had to go.
He asked me what's a ?; he certainly should know.
Now, Tulu has a girlfriend; he say...
Excuse my French I think I swore
I called your mom a dirty whore
Pardon me I think I farted
Please don't think that I'm retarded
Mercy me I think I puked
Please don't let that get you spooked
Just overlook that I'm a mess
While I run my hands up your dress
I'm uncouth
I'm uncouth
I'm uncouth
I'm uncouth
Holy cow I stole your car
I burned the seats with my cigar
Kiss my ass, I hate your guts
I ...
When I first saw her, gee I liked that girl
Even before her first pubic hair would curl
Then old Hubey said hey dude check this out
Man that 13 year old punk rocker's chest started to sprout
And we all love her - Ursula
We all love her - Ursula
We all love her - Ursula
Our attention's undivided... Dammit we're excited
'Cuase Ursula finally has tits - Alright
Ursula finally has tits - Outta sig...
I know girls, and I know you
And the the stupid games you play
I'm not good enough for you
Well this is what I say
You may not know it but hey it's true
He don't love you but I sure do
Don't you know
I love you so
All the girls say they're above me
And I know you really love me
But you're just my voodoo doll
Oh yeah, just my voodoo doll
Oh yeah, just my voodoo doll
Oh yeah, just my voodoo doll...
Take it, Tulu.
1-2-3-4
We'd have a riot doing heroin.
Take a needle and stick it in.
We stick a spike into our skin.
Yeah, we'd have a riot doing heroin.
1-2-3-4
Wimpy drives through Harlem.
Watch him; there he goes.
Wimpy drives through Harlem.
Passing down the road oh way oh.
Yeah, Wimpy drives through Harlem.
Watch him; there he goes.
Wimpy drives through Harlem.
Passing down the road oh way oh.
1-2-3-4
Yeah, Wimpy drives through Harlem.
Watch him; there he goes.
Wimpy drives through Harlem.
Passing down the road oh way oh.
Well I got problems, yes I do
But tey never get me down
Whenever I see your face, my head starts spinning 'round
A boo-hoo-hoo-hoo
Boo-hoo-hoo
I got problems, yes I do
Like a monkey on my back
My girlfriend is seventeen and I'm nere turning back
Talk shit, smell bad, yah you're so cool
A clueless fuckup, yes it's true
You make me wanna puke
Make me wanna puke
Make me wanna puke
Make me wanna p...
You suck
Motherfucker
I hate "white power"
I hate your band
Can't you see
This ain't Nazi Germany
Bring on the beers
'Cause we are the Queers
You're tripping
You're tripping
Oh Yeah 4x
You suck
Motherfucker
Your face is ugly
Your brain's in space
Can't you see
This ain't 1943
Bring on the beers
'Cause we are the Queers
CHORUS
