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Why are we trapped here in the dark so long? It's so wet and dark and cold We've done everything you told us to do We've done everything you told us to do Are we going to have to suffer forever? Why are we trapped here in the dark so long? We've done everything you told us to do We've done everything you told us to do We don't belong here We were meant to sing Let us out, let us We're drowning...
And then, and then And so, and life And see, and look I mean like me and feel And fly, and go I mean like you and where And who and how And there and why And so what [Incomprehensible] What? And now, and no And yeah, and uhh And so I mean like you And stop, and stay And down, and low I mean like come and then Labadabadabada
I could be here I could be in a salad I could be out of town I could be in paradise I could be anywhere x2 I could be near the refrifgerator I could be on the roof I could be in Mesopatamia I could be back in the salad again I could be anywhere x3 I could be in Transit I could be in bed I could be incandescent I could be in I could be out It dosen't matter leave me alone I could be anywhere x4...
The brick house The green trees The parked cars The rainy street The brick houses The green trees The parked cars The rainy streets As I walked through Queens I saw these things I saw these things As I walked through Queens The brick houses Next to the green trees Growing over the parked cars On the rainy street I saw the brick house I saw the green tree I saw the parked car I saw the rainy st...
There were other ways of knowing: he stepped into a yellow morning which seemed to him to be, well, not gray but kind of a grayish maroon. He couldn't figure out why; he hadn't eaten mushrooms in at least a week. He stumble-crawled towards Dave's Luncheonette, climbed into a booth. He insisted on looking at the menu for six minutes and thirty seven seconds every day even though he always order...
to live here now lying down living as one of the bloodless having been down with bloodletting having let all of the blood out having been bled dry by leeches having let leeches bloodlet you lying lifeless and bloodless you lie as you live without life lying lifeless and bloodless living lifelessly bloodlessly bleeding without bloodshed all blood having been shed the shower of leeches that suck...
So I then got this idea about driving a cheescake truck Cause I figured at the end of the day I could dake the leftover cheesecakes home And I love cheesecake So I went to the cheesecake company And they asked me if I could drive a truck And I said yes And they said your hired So the next day I got in the truck with all the cheesecakes And i drove about a block and I just had to have a cheesec...
Lately, I've seen red, I've tasted blood I've killed with words, I've wished and hoped And swam through a river of snot Twice as wide as the mighty Mississippi But I wanna know about the commercial I saw on TV An Irish guy walking through a field of green Whistling one of those Irish jigs And a woman walks up and says "Manly yes, but I like it too" Then the guy pulls out a huge knife And cuts ...
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I woke up this morning with a bad hangover And my penis was missing again This happens all the time It's detachable This comes in handy a lot of the time I can leave it home when I think it's going to get me in trouble Or I can rent it out when I don't need it But now and then I go to a party Get drunk And the next the morning, I can't for the life of me Remember what I did with it First I loo...
D*** was obsessed with his d***. He would beat off at least three times a day: In the morning, when he woke up, Right after or right before dinner, Or right before he went to sleep. If he didn't get in his three daily beat-off sessions, He was a pain in the ass to be around. He jerked off to tv- Especially I Dream of Jenie and Dynasty and Charlie's Angels; He pulled his pud to porno books; He ...
He looked late 30's maybe mid 30's Tall maybe 6 feet, I saw him in the Guatemalan clothing place He was thin and hungry They sold jewlry there too I noticed some bracelets with sandscript writing on them I think the woman behind the counder was indian, not american indian, indian indian she had a wierd smile on her face as I walked in I was looking at the bracelets, he said he was looking for ...
Ed was at the end of his rope, an expression he detested "There is no rope", he would scream at the laughing walls There is only the end, no hope, no rope Ending is better than mending Doors of perception, windows of opportunity These are illusions like the killing floor Ed spoke in a squeaky whiny voice With perhaps a slight tinge of glee But this was only because he couldn't be bothered To t...
Faceboy=Pleeny Christ=Shovel S**=Hiroshima Antelope=Love Condom=Expressway Grapefruit=Satan Penis=Pliars Fish=Tornado A=B=C=D=4=3=1=0=2=U=WE=ME= A=B=C=D=4=3=1=0=2=U=WE=ME Sanitary Napkin=Monkey Wrench Umbrella=Doorknob Surgeon=Moonpie Scissors=Sausage Vagina=Australia Secret Sauce=Apocalypse Glove=Cantelope Flower=Guitar A=B=C=D=4=3=1=0=2=U=WE=ME= A=B=C=D=4=3=1=0=2=U=WE=ME Jesus=Porkpie Hat Pe...
"Oh, how delicious" The pig boy squealed As another rush of pure pain came over him Then Pig Boy declared "This is what Pig Boy truly lives for Pig Boy shall wallow And sing in the mud and the blood If only Pig Boy's eyes could be eaten by ants If only Pig Boy could postpone joy forever If only Pig Boy could become bacon boy Pig Boy is tired of the struggle." Just then Farm Boy came And choppe...
And now, I would like to speak about fish I have never spoken about fish before At least, not that I can think of So now would most certainly be a good time to do so After all, there's plenty of fish in the ocean And a fish in time saves nine This leads me to my next point
I can't relate to people Who rush to catch the train So much strain For such a momentary gain Why not just once Try to live a day In a leisurely way Like in those paintings by Duboffet Fluting on the hump Fluting on the hump Like an Arab taking a ride on a camel Fluting on the hump Fluting on the hump Fluting on the hump Like an Arab taking a slow ride Fluting on the hump Fluting on the hump F...
Firstly, you begin Secondly, you continue Thirdly, you end Fourthly,
Frightened and Freezing Everyone is so cold Every time I touch something My fingers get burned Icy hot-scary world Somebody is Howling Nobody is hearing Somebody is hungry Nobody is hoping Wicked and Windy World Spinning too fast Dizzy Sleepy Don't Want to Be here, it's not Not funny anymore Everybody is an icicle Everybody is a stone Everybody have a gray face on Everybody wanna be alone Burn...
Posted By: Font Font Date: Wed Feb 27 01:12:27 1991 Title: Gary And Melissa Gary and Melissa John S Hall/Dave Rick from the King Missile album Mystical Shit on Shimmy Disc Gary and Melissa Loved to make love Loved to make love Loved to make love to each other Over and over and over again For the first few weeks of their relationship They made love four or five times a night They were really tu...
Hey hey, look at me Hey hey, I'm Phillip glass Hey, look at me over here Hey hey hey, Einstein Hey, get off the beach Hey Einstein, hey hey look Hey hey, I'm Nixon in China Heh heh hey hey
In this happy sing-song hell hole In this torture house of glee In this perfect playpen prison There's so much to do and see On this euthanasia morning Colorful carnival of pain Let us drink delicious poison If they won't let us, let's complain Genetic engineers Crucified our sacred hymns While flesh fell off our bodies And we lost our limbs
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He needed more time He needed more space He needed more money He needed more friends He needed more music He needed more food He needed more drugs He needed more color He needed more s** He needed more mass He needed more height He needed more pull He needed more slack He needed to stop jerking around And get his stuff together He needed a job He needed a new direction He needed religion He ne...
It's so beautiful here The swallows are swinging and swaying Sweetly tweeting in the fruit trees Sparrows hip-hop into my hands And somehow I hold them and gently pet their wings Why is this happening here now? I was in tears yesterday Tattered and near lifeless Have I died and passed in to the after world? I must have, this is heaven How did I get here? Let me retrace my steps What happened y...
The Heavy Holy Man sits on the hill, Holding hard wooden ball. Hears mysteries of the universe unfolding but blocks it all out. He has one eye pointed toward the sky, As the other searches over the earth For dinner. Without ever once leaving his hill The Heavy Holy Man has sampled fast food from all over western Europe: Wimpyburgers from London, Wonderburgers from Dublin, And his favorite, Hit...
When I drive through the great northwest The snowcaps on the mountain tops A pack of wolves surrounds my truck And my fingertips are so cold All this beauty and all those wolves They surround me with their eyes so blue The mountains high, the wolves I love And all I see is you All I see is you Chorus When I see you I bleed like a hemophiliac of love When I see you I bleed like a hemophiliac of...
In order to remember your dreams, You must think of them as if they were little kittens. When you wake up in the morning, Before you get out of bed, Sit up and say, "Here, kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty. Here, kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty. Here, kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty. Here, kitty kitty kitty kitty...
I Wish I had a story to tell I Wish I knew the story of the cardboard man, Or the Talking filmcanister, Or the Spoon that Moved I Wish I knew the one about the wise guru Or the honest Lizard I wish I knew about the dog that dressed like a cat, Or the mule that walked like rock Or the tornado who swam like a statue of Carmen Miranda I Wish I knew all these stories or had the inclination to make...
I'm open, you can enter me You can exit me, you never have to ask I'm open, open my head Cut open my head, take the lid off my head Empty out my head Plunge your hands into my open head Take huge handfuls of head stuff Make mudpies, make a sculpture Make a collage of blood and brains Make sweetbread and invite me to dinner Enter me and exit me I'm open I'm open Repeat You never have to ask
No, I never was in Vietnam I never once dove into an empty swimming pool I never let the carpet walk right out from under me I never painted a house or a tree I never did become an exotic dancer Or a customer service representative I never took the pulse of a dying duck Or gave mouth to mouth resuscitation to a horsefly In a way I suppose you could say My experience is quite limited, for examp...
If Only by John S Hall and Dogbowl King Missile Dog Fly Religion They Shimmy Disc Europe SDE 9023/CD 1990 If only x 4 If only x 4 If only we could turn our heads into melons Then we could squeeze them And they would produce delicious juice If only we could turn our heads into breads We could slice ourselves up and make sandwiches [Sandwiches] If only we could turn our heads into cheeses We cou...
I want to be different, like everybody else I want to be like I want to be just like all the different people I have no further interest in being the same Because I have seen difference all around And now I know that that's what I want I don't want to blend in and be indistinguishable I want to be a part of the different crowd And assert my individuality along with the others Who are different...
Jesus Was Way Cool King Missile Mystical Shit Shimmy Disc Jesus was way cool Everybody liked Jesus Everybody wanted to hang out with him Anything he wanted to do, he did He turned water into wine And if he wanted to He could have turned wheat into marijuana Or sugar into cocaine Or vitamin pills into amphetamines He walked on the water And swam on the land He would tell these stories And peopl...
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Back in elementary school Fourth grade, I think it was I had this friend, Ethan During lunch hour We used to go to eighth street For pizza and jelly donuts Sometimes we got an orange Julius Instead of a donut Sometimes we got the donuts But instead of eating them We'd put them out on the street And wait for cars to drive over them But the most fun we ever had was After eating Sitting on a stoo...
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A narrative framework Another break with illusion A cognitive fallacy Imaginary reality These are all lies These are all lies Nocturnal emission Fraternal incision Internal submission Eternal division All of this fakery Artifice, trickery Phoniness, fakery Arificial, artificial All of this fakery Artifice, trickery Phoniness, fakery Arificial, artificial Taking it easy This could be all there ...
Lou wanted to be noticed and understood, but he was so quiet. So one day he wrote the following poem: a four or five piece band where three or four of the people don't play any instruments performed in front of an audience consisting solely of six foot two l**b**ns from Anchorage Alaska, a kind of healing feeling friendly Sam for a fortnight and a half a ham and cheese insinuating strenuous se...
Faces on the walls Invisible faces on the walls Faces of criminals Faces of animals Telling me to cut up your corpse Telling me to paint in your blood Telling me to slice up your face Chorus Faces all over the wall Telling me to paint in your blood But I don't listen to them No, I don't listen to them Chorus No, I don't listen to them Because I love you
I'm in love again, oh-oh Been like this before, oh-oh I'm in love again, oh-oh This times true I'm sure, ooh-ooh Don't wanna be hurt like no nightly wonder, ooh-oh I been hurt so many times before, oh-ooh So my darling, I will never leave you, oh-oh You can tell I've learned to always, LOVE YOU MORE, oooh-ooh Love you more, Love you more, It's my heart again, oh-oh That drives me so wild, oh-o...
Grayer than the widest overcast skies, these are Margaret's eyes Grayer than the cigarette falling on the sofa, these are Margaret's eyes Margaret has the grayest eyes I've ever seen Grayer than the cigarette she puts out on Grayer than the wall of a fallout shelter, these are Margaret's eyes Grayer than the face on the Statue of Liberty, these are Margaret's eyes Margaret has the grayest eyes...
This ones called Martin Scorsese He makes the best f***in' films He makes the best f***in' films If I ever meet him I'm gonna grab his f***in' neck and just shake him And say thank you, thank you for makin' such excellent f***in' movies Then I'd twist his nose all the way the f*** around And then rip off one of his ears and throw it Like a, like a, like a f***in' Frisbee I wanna chew his f***i...
Bassinets, clarinets, proletarian chariots Polyunsaturated cinemaplexi-glass cathedrals Anxious daffodils falling off the window sill But better still a sleeping pill L-tryptophan's illegal Squirming, unlearning Swirling in a cloud of unknowing Silence, violence Swirling in a cloud of unknowing Hella cool swimming pools, corporate tools, vestibules Herring bones, monotones, macro cosmic snow c...
Mr. Johnson lives on the corner of our street And he laughs at our bell-bottom trousers and our bare feet And he calls us long-haired faggots as we walk by But we don't get mad, because we know he's uptight Chorus Hey Mr. Johnson Won't you wear this flower in your hair Then you'll start seeing Love is all around you everywhere Love is all around you everywhere I've known Mr. Johnson since befo...
Muffy, She's an American orignal Muffy, Is she vegtable or mineral? Muffy, She lets it all hang out. Muffy, She lets it all hang out. Muffy, funny and freckly Muffy, she'll sell some memories Muffy, she knows what its all about She knows what it's all about She knows what it's all about Muffy, funny and freckly Muffy, she'll sell you some memories Muffy, she knows what its all about She knows ...
My heart is a flower, Budding, blooming, dripping dew, Dropping petals all over the place, Making a big hopeless mess, Stinking things up, Waiting for someone to come over and suck the pollen out of me, Suck me dry, Til I wilt, Til I am nothing, Til next spring My Heart is a Flower
There is no point to life There is no point to death There is no point in continuing our meetings There is no point in not continuing our meetings There is no point is going out There is no point in staying in No point in gaining weight And no point in keeping trim There is no point in answering the phone or opening the mail There is no point in getting drunk or doing drugs And there is no poi...
Once there was nothing but nothingness Then something happened and now there is somethingness Now there is allness and tallness and smallness Now there is roundness, profoundness and soundness And silence and violence and now there are trees And CD's and disease And now there is now Now there is now Now there is now Repeat
Open the door to your heart and your mind There are so many places to go Open the gateway to a new time There are so many things to know These next three lines are probably spelled horribly, I just listened to pronunciation Ishae Oluwah Kolebajahwo-Open Nam Mioho Renge Kyo Nam Mioho Renge Kyo-Open Open the porthole and stare at the sea Open the window and learn how to breathe Open the curtains...
I Wish I had a story to tell I Wish I knew the story of the cardboard man, Or the Talking filmcanister, Or the Spoon that Moved I Wish I knew the one about the wise guru Or the honest Lizard I wish I knew about the dog that dressed like a cat, Or the mule that walked like rock Or the tornado who swam like a statue of Carmen Miranda I Wish I knew all these stories or had the inclination to make...
I don't know what it is That is or isn't inside me That gives me that empty feeling inside of me A voice said to put it all down Pretend that it's all just a lie When the lamb and lion lay down Side by side Pigs will fly Little one Pigs will fly I don't know what it is That gives me that empty feeling A feeling that can't be filled With s**, food or coffee But one thing I know There is blood i...
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Nah, but I'm sorry But look I'm sorry But, Rock n Roll? Rock n' Roll will never die It's going nowhere It's here to stay What are you, f***ing stupid? I'm sorry but nah but you're f***ing high If you think rock n' roll will ever die You're cracked up out of your f***ing mind Nah 'cause Rock n' Roll is here to stay It will never go away Look at Def Leopard Drummer's got one f***ing arm Look at ...
I'd like to go to Scotland, I'd like to wear I kilt, I'd like to show off my two legs And do just what I wilt I'd like to go to Scotland And show off my two thighs, I'd like to wear a minikilt And poke you in the eyes I'd like to go to Scotland And be so very bad, I'd wear a micro minikilt of plad
Sensitive Artist by John S Hall King Missile dog fly religion Fluting On The Hump Shimmy Disc 1987 I am a sensitive artist... I am a sensitive artist. Nobody understands me because I am so deep. In my work I make allusions to books that nobody else has read, Music that nobody else has heard, And art that nobody else has seen. I can't help it Because I am so much more intelligent And well-round...
S** with you is all I want, S** with you and sometimes food is all I really want, S** with you and sometimes food and maybe a movie or a play Is all I really want today S** with you and sometimes food and maybe a movie or a play and sleep, But not too much at all, is really all I want. S**, food, movie, play, sleep... Shower, a shower with you and some shampoo would be oh so good S** with you ...
She was surrounded by a warm glow She felt calm and relaxed For a change It all started to seem so funny to her So meaningless, so beautiful For a change She didn't want to kill She didn't want to die She didn't want to live She didn't want to lie All hunger was gone All desire She didn't care what was on the television today She didn't want to know She didn't want not to know She didn't want ...
She had nothing to say She had nothing to say "Well, that's a start," she thought to herself And she picked up her pen and the small notepad And she laid down on her bed Paralyzed, she held the pen Oh, maybe eight millimeters from the page For at least a half an hour And then she thought to herself, "Oh, who am I kidding? I know I have nothing to say." She wanted to throw the pen away No, she ...
Holy, holy, holy, holy All is holy in the sink In the sinking all is holy Holy, holy down the sink Holy sinking, sinking down the hole Holy, holy sinking down Holy sinking down the hole Down the sinking holy Holy sinking holy, holy down Holy sinking, sinking down the hole Holy sinking, sinking down the hole Holy, holy, all is holy All is holy down the sink In the sinking, all is holy All is ho...
Look at all my socks Oh, so many, many socks I can't even believe it Can you imagine having so many socks? I can't even begin to count them all Let alone even think about wearing them So many socks, how did I get so many? Where did they come from? Hey, why do I have so many socks? I'm inundated, I can't, no, I'm sorry, this won't do I cannot have this, this is too many I cannot have this many ...
I want to go to a place where nobody knows who I am And come back to a place where everyone forgot who I was I want to bury myself and rise from the grave and shower and shave and start over again I want to be somebody else again So I want to go away and come back and start all over again I want to be somebody else again I want to be somebody else again I want to be somebody else again
Take me home, take me home Take me home and throw me down Take me home, take me home Take me home and tie me up 'Cuz you're the one my body's been waiting, aching for You're the one I need in my darkest hour You're the one who knows what a hypocrite I am You're the one who knows my whole life is a pathetic sham Take me home, take me home Take me home and tie me up Take me home, take me home Ta...
Take stuff from work. It's the best way to feel better about your job. Never buy pens or pencils or paper. Take 'em from work. Rubber bands, paper clips, memo pads, folders-take 'em from work. It's the best way to feel better about your low pay and appalling working conditions. Take an ashtray-they got plenty. Take coat hangers. Take a, take a trash can. Why buy a file cabinet? Why buy a phone...
I waited three and a half years for a train to Springfield, Ohio I gave up and I began to walk, but I was so hungry And its a damn good thing I was wearing shoes I decided the cool thing to do would be to order some Hallah Bread and Turtle Soup But I ordered a tuna salad sandwich And some french fries I mean, What the hell's the difference anyway Look, the thing is, I'm half way to Springfield...
I remember the last time I donated blood The nurse put a bandage on my arm. She told me Not to remove it for six hours The time was five o'clock, and at about ten to six I was having an early dinner with some friends In a pretty nice restaurant I was embarrassed enough that I had short sleeves on The bandage made me look downright silly So I removed it slowly, surreptitiously So no one would s...
They put him in the box And they gave him toys to play with They gave him the best of Beethoven And a bowling ball And they told him to invent games They told him to play music They told him to write stories They told him if he did these things They would let him out of the box They would let him out of the box They would let him out of the box And he did these things And he did them incredibl...
Sometimes on the subway he felt like a little bunny rabbit With a cute little bunny nose And long floppy ears And a brand new submachine gun And a big bushy tail Because the little bunny wanted to kill everyone Because the little bunny wanted to kill everyone In the barn
Once there was an adorable little bunny that hopped and bopped through the cotton fields eating carrots all day long. The people loved him and thought he was so f***ing cute and sweet and good, And he hated that. He liked to eat the carrots, but that was about it. He had seen this movie Willard about a bunch of rats who eat Ernest Bordenine and a bunch of other people, who are Mean to Willard,...
And so the very evil children Took the dog out to play in the park Then they took him home And refused to set him on fire They were evil, evil, evil children And they refused to do as they were told They would say, "Why should we leave The elderly woman in the expressway? No way, we're not doing it" Then they would go downstairs And prepare the Molotov c***tails Knowing full well that when the...
Once upon a time, Somewhere in the Ocean somewhere, There lived a Fish, The King of the Fish The King of the Fish was not happy He wanted to be more than just to be the King of the Fish He wanted to be King of the whole Ocean He wanted power over the whales and porpoises, Giant sea tortoises, Mollusks, crustaceans, and all the underwater plant life And he wanted to own all the Salt in the Ocea...
Faces on the walls Invisible faces on the walls Faces of criminals Faces of animals Telling me to cut up your corpse Telling me to paint in your blood Telling me to slice up your face Chorus Faces all over the wall Telling me to paint in your blood But I don't listen to them No, I don't listen to them Chorus No, I don't listen to them Because I love you
In the Neither World, Everything is Versed and Reversed The Neither World Contains and Corrects all Contradictions All Division Collapses into Itself, Into Unity Forever is Never in the Neither World To Connect is to Sever All is One is Several is None The Foundation is in the Abyss The Truth is the Lamb is the Fish The Key is in the Sunlight in the Window The Virgin Chases the Moon The Lamb i...
And I would go And I would go everyday...almost to the sandbox And.. cause I loved the sandbox so much And...Cause I had my pail and my shovel and, and my shovel and I would play in my sandbox and it would be so fun And I would make mountains in the sand And would have so much fun And and, but one day I went to the sand box And it was so sad And I cried and I cried Because someone took a dutie...
On the morning of the day of the Apocalypse Willy woke up and made himself bacon and eggs and rye toast He did usually eat bacon, but since today was such a special day, He figured why not, like most people these days, He had a hard time keeping his food down, but that didn't stop Willy from eating He enjoyed food to much. Willy went outside, he loved to breathe fresh air, but he went outside ...
Spare the goats and spoil the lambs Screamed the farm man It's raining fireballs and boulders and radioactive debris Run for your life and kill your wife Cries the preacher It's the end of the Christian era You'll never make it no need to fake it Giggled the Anti-Christ Just put on an Otis Redding record and start the dance Open the window and let the fresh air out Said the television to the s...
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They can put a man on the moon They can make soap out of people And food out of wood They can build machines that do the jobs of Billions of human beings They can feed the entire world They can go zero to fifty in Three point nine seconds They can grow oranges in the desert And tomatoes underwater They can predict or affect the weather Sometimes They can create a disease And then claim it's th...
To Walk Among The Pigs King Missle Transcribed by ear To walk among the Pigs, To go where the Pigs go, And do as the Pigs do. To inhale the pungent stench of the Pigs, And truly savor the Scent. To sing the Song of the Pigs, To build up a repoire, To be one with the Pigs. To work shoulder to shoulder with the Pigs, On Piglike projects. To sweat like a Pig, And then to realize that Pigs never s...
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Clinging to the end of time Crawling stairs, climbing floors Pretend it's such a desperate situation Falling leaves of abstinence Listening in to glistening skin While the patriarchy bleeds Long division, indecision Sad, sad, sadness in the trees Stowaways on a stinking ship Punching out the eye in the sky Feeling up the ferris wheel Lapping up the VulvaVoid
one day what if one day? what if I say? I wish I was a tree and then suddenly I was a tree, then could I wish myself back? no trees cant wish what if I wished I was a wishing tree? a tree that could wish what if I wished I was a toilet bowl and then I was one, and the wind changed and I stayed that way? or, that if I wished I was a toilet bowl, and suddenly I was a tree? would I be able to say...
When she closed her eyes She saw her planet explode When she closed her eyes She saw her head explode Then she saw that her planet And her head were one She saw everything When she closed her eyes Repeat 2X She saw everything When she closed her eyes She saw everything When she closed her eyes She saw everything When she closed her eyes
If most of us were wind up-toys Could we trust the few of us that weren't To wind us up when necessary? I think not We would be a separate oppressed minority Even if we were in the majority It would still be that way The ones that weren't wind-up toys Would have the upper hand And we would have to look out for each other Because they wouldn't They would only wind up those that they saw fit Tho...
1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4 I was a teenage wuss. In junior high school, I had oily, stringy hair and lots of pimples. I wore really wussy clothes. Most of the other kids called me a faggot. Even some of the other wusses called me a faggot. There was maybe five kids in the whole school who were wussier than I was. I was really wussed out. I was afraid of girls, and guys scared the shit out of me. They us...
Cherry on the top Like a nuclear warhead Nuclear bomb Gonna lift the trigger I had a Dog Fly Religion Neutron On a chocolate sundae Look, mom Fallout is stuck between my teeth Atomic toothpick Picks the ???? Clean it out Like a yum, yum, yum Then blow out my brains With a shotgun gun I had a smile Like old Jim dandy Radio, radioactive candy Yum, yum, yum Cherry on the top ??? and ??? and ??? a...

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And then, and then And so, and life And see, and look I mean like me and feel And fly, and go I mean like you and where And who and how And there and why And so what [Incomprehensible] What? And now, and no And yeah, and uhh And so I mean like you And stop, and stay And down, and low I mean like come and then Labadabadabada
I could be here I could be in a salad I could be out of town I could be in paradise I could be anywhere x2 I could be near the refrifgerator I could be on the roof I could be in Mesopatamia I could be back in the salad again I could be anywhere x3 I could be in Transit I could be in bed I could be incandescent I could be in I could be out It dosen't matter leave me alone I could be anywhere x4...
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover And my penis was missing again This happens all the time It's detachable This comes in handy a lot of the time I can leave it home when I think it's going to get me in trouble Or I can rent it out when I don't need it But now and then I go to a party Get drunk And the next the morning, I can't for the life of me Remember what I did with it First I loo...
Ed was at the end of his rope, an expression he detested "There is no rope", he would scream at the laughing walls There is only the end, no hope, no rope Ending is better than mending Doors of perception, windows of opportunity These are illusions like the killing floor Ed spoke in a squeaky whiny voice With perhaps a slight tinge of glee But this was only because he couldn't be bothered To t...
Hey hey, look at me Hey hey, I'm Phillip glass Hey, look at me over here Hey hey hey, Einstein Hey, get off the beach Hey Einstein, hey hey look Hey hey, I'm Nixon in China Heh heh hey hey
It's so beautiful here The swallows are swinging and swaying Sweetly tweeting in the fruit trees Sparrows hip-hop into my hands And somehow I hold them and gently pet their wings Why is this happening here now? I was in tears yesterday Tattered and near lifeless Have I died and passed in to the after world? I must have, this is heaven How did I get here? Let me retrace my steps What happened y...
No, I never was in Vietnam I never once dove into an empty swimming pool I never let the carpet walk right out from under me I never painted a house or a tree I never did become an exotic dancer Or a customer service representative I never took the pulse of a dying duck Or gave mouth to mouth resuscitation to a horsefly In a way I suppose you could say My experience is quite limited, for examp...
I want to be different, like everybody else I want to be like I want to be just like all the different people I have no further interest in being the same Because I have seen difference all around And now I know that that's what I want I don't want to blend in and be indistinguishable I want to be a part of the different crowd And assert my individuality along with the others Who are different...
This ones called Martin Scorsese He makes the best f***in' films He makes the best f***in' films If I ever meet him I'm gonna grab his f***in' neck and just shake him And say thank you, thank you for makin' such excellent f***in' movies Then I'd twist his nose all the way the f*** around And then rip off one of his ears and throw it Like a, like a, like a f***in' Frisbee I wanna chew his f***i...
Bassinets, clarinets, proletarian chariots Polyunsaturated cinemaplexi-glass cathedrals Anxious daffodils falling off the window sill But better still a sleeping pill L-tryptophan's illegal Squirming, unlearning Swirling in a cloud of unknowing Silence, violence Swirling in a cloud of unknowing Hella cool swimming pools, corporate tools, vestibules Herring bones, monotones, macro cosmic snow c...
Holy, holy, holy, holy All is holy in the sink In the sinking all is holy Holy, holy down the sink Holy sinking, sinking down the hole Holy, holy sinking down Holy sinking down the hole Down the sinking holy Holy sinking holy, holy down Holy sinking, sinking down the hole Holy sinking, sinking down the hole Holy, holy, all is holy All is holy down the sink In the sinking, all is holy All is ho...
Take me home, take me home Take me home and throw me down Take me home, take me home Take me home and tie me up 'Cuz you're the one my body's been waiting, aching for You're the one I need in my darkest hour You're the one who knows what a hypocrite I am You're the one who knows my whole life is a pathetic sham Take me home, take me home Take me home and tie me up Take me home, take me home Ta...
And so the very evil children Took the dog out to play in the park Then they took him home And refused to set him on fire They were evil, evil, evil children And they refused to do as they were told They would say, "Why should we leave The elderly woman in the expressway? No way, we're not doing it" Then they would go downstairs And prepare the Molotov c***tails Knowing full well that when the...
Clinging to the end of time Crawling stairs, climbing floors Pretend it's such a desperate situation Falling leaves of abstinence Listening in to glistening skin While the patriarchy bleeds Long division, indecision Sad, sad, sadness in the trees Stowaways on a stinking ship Punching out the eye in the sky Feeling up the ferris wheel Lapping up the VulvaVoid
King Missile
to live here now lying down living as one of the bloodless having been down with bloodletting having let all of the blood out having been bled dry by leeches having let leeches bloodlet you lying lifeless and bloodless you lie as you live without life lying lifeless and bloodless living lifelessly bloodlessly bleeding without bloodshed all blood having been shed the shower of leeches that suck...
Lately, I've seen red, I've tasted blood I've killed with words, I've wished and hoped And swam through a river of snot Twice as wide as the mighty Mississippi But I wanna know about the commercial I saw on TV An Irish guy walking through a field of green Whistling one of those Irish jigs And a woman walks up and says "Manly yes, but I like it too" Then the guy pulls out a huge knife And cuts ...
He looked late 30's maybe mid 30's Tall maybe 6 feet, I saw him in the Guatemalan clothing place He was thin and hungry They sold jewlry there too I noticed some bracelets with sandscript writing on them I think the woman behind the counder was indian, not american indian, indian indian she had a wierd smile on her face as I walked in I was looking at the bracelets, he said he was looking for ...
A narrative framework Another break with illusion A cognitive fallacy Imaginary reality These are all lies These are all lies Nocturnal emission Fraternal incision Internal submission Eternal division All of this fakery Artifice, trickery Phoniness, fakery Arificial, artificial All of this fakery Artifice, trickery Phoniness, fakery Arificial, artificial Taking it easy This could be all there ...
Faces on the walls Invisible faces on the walls Faces of criminals Faces of animals Telling me to cut up your corpse Telling me to paint in your blood Telling me to slice up your face Chorus Faces all over the wall Telling me to paint in your blood But I don't listen to them No, I don't listen to them Chorus No, I don't listen to them Because I love you
I Wish I had a story to tell I Wish I knew the story of the cardboard man, Or the Talking filmcanister, Or the Spoon that Moved I Wish I knew the one about the wise guru Or the honest Lizard I wish I knew about the dog that dressed like a cat, Or the mule that walked like rock Or the tornado who swam like a statue of Carmen Miranda I Wish I knew all these stories or had the inclination to make...
I don't know what it is That is or isn't inside me That gives me that empty feeling inside of me A voice said to put it all down Pretend that it's all just a lie When the lamb and lion lay down Side by side Pigs will fly Little one Pigs will fly I don't know what it is That gives me that empty feeling A feeling that can't be filled With s**, food or coffee But one thing I know There is blood i...
Look at all my socks Oh, so many, many socks I can't even believe it Can you imagine having so many socks? I can't even begin to count them all Let alone even think about wearing them So many socks, how did I get so many? Where did they come from? Hey, why do I have so many socks? I'm inundated, I can't, no, I'm sorry, this won't do I cannot have this, this is too many I cannot have this many ...
one day what if one day? what if I say? I wish I was a tree and then suddenly I was a tree, then could I wish myself back? no trees cant wish what if I wished I was a wishing tree? a tree that could wish what if I wished I was a toilet bowl and then I was one, and the wind changed and I stayed that way? or, that if I wished I was a toilet bowl, and suddenly I was a tree? would I be able to say...
If most of us were wind up-toys Could we trust the few of us that weren't To wind us up when necessary? I think not We would be a separate oppressed minority Even if we were in the majority It would still be that way The ones that weren't wind-up toys Would have the upper hand And we would have to look out for each other Because they wouldn't They would only wind up those that they saw fit Tho...
Mystical Shit amp; Fluting On The Hump
Posted By: Font Font Date: Wed Feb 27 01:12:27 1991 Title: Gary And Melissa Gary and Melissa John S Hall/Dave Rick from the King Missile album Mystical Shit on Shimmy Disc Gary and Melissa Loved to make love Loved to make love Loved to make love to each other Over and over and over again For the first few weeks of their relationship They made love four or five times a night They were really tu...
In order to remember your dreams, You must think of them as if they were little kittens. When you wake up in the morning, Before you get out of bed, Sit up and say, "Here, kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty. Here, kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty. Here, kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty. Here, kitty kitty kitty kitty...
Jesus Was Way Cool King Missile Mystical Shit Shimmy Disc Jesus was way cool Everybody liked Jesus Everybody wanted to hang out with him Anything he wanted to do, he did He turned water into wine And if he wanted to He could have turned wheat into marijuana Or sugar into cocaine Or vitamin pills into amphetamines He walked on the water And swam on the land He would tell these stories And peopl...
Sensitive Artist by John S Hall King Missile dog fly religion Fluting On The Hump Shimmy Disc 1987 I am a sensitive artist... I am a sensitive artist. Nobody understands me because I am so deep. In my work I make allusions to books that nobody else has read, Music that nobody else has heard, And art that nobody else has seen. I can't help it Because I am so much more intelligent And well-round...
The Way To Salvation
I Wish I had a story to tell I Wish I knew the story of the cardboard man, Or the Talking filmcanister, Or the Spoon that Moved I Wish I knew the one about the wise guru Or the honest Lizard I wish I knew about the dog that dressed like a cat, Or the mule that walked like rock Or the tornado who swam like a statue of Carmen Miranda I Wish I knew all these stories or had the inclination to make...
My heart is a flower, Budding, blooming, dripping dew, Dropping petals all over the place, Making a big hopeless mess, Stinking things up, Waiting for someone to come over and suck the pollen out of me, Suck me dry, Til I wilt, Til I am nothing, Til next spring My Heart is a Flower
I'd like to go to Scotland, I'd like to wear I kilt, I'd like to show off my two legs And do just what I wilt I'd like to go to Scotland And show off my two thighs, I'd like to wear a minikilt And poke you in the eyes I'd like to go to Scotland And be so very bad, I'd wear a micro minikilt of plad
S** with you is all I want, S** with you and sometimes food is all I really want, S** with you and sometimes food and maybe a movie or a play Is all I really want today S** with you and sometimes food and maybe a movie or a play and sleep, But not too much at all, is really all I want. S**, food, movie, play, sleep... Shower, a shower with you and some shampoo would be oh so good S** with you ...
On the morning of the day of the Apocalypse Willy woke up and made himself bacon and eggs and rye toast He did usually eat bacon, but since today was such a special day, He figured why not, like most people these days, He had a hard time keeping his food down, but that didn't stop Willy from eating He enjoyed food to much. Willy went outside, he loved to breathe fresh air, but he went outside ...
Spare the goats and spoil the lambs Screamed the farm man It's raining fireballs and boulders and radioactive debris Run for your life and kill your wife Cries the preacher It's the end of the Christian era You'll never make it no need to fake it Giggled the Anti-Christ Just put on an Otis Redding record and start the dance Open the window and let the fresh air out Said the television to the s...
To Walk Among The Pigs King Missle Transcribed by ear To walk among the Pigs, To go where the Pigs go, And do as the Pigs do. To inhale the pungent stench of the Pigs, And truly savor the Scent. To sing the Song of the Pigs, To build up a repoire, To be one with the Pigs. To work shoulder to shoulder with the Pigs, On Piglike projects. To sweat like a Pig, And then to realize that Pigs never s...
They
The brick house The green trees The parked cars The rainy street The brick houses The green trees The parked cars The rainy streets As I walked through Queens I saw these things I saw these things As I walked through Queens The brick houses Next to the green trees Growing over the parked cars On the rainy street I saw the brick house I saw the green tree I saw the parked car I saw the rainy st...
"Oh, how delicious" The pig boy squealed As another rush of pure pain came over him Then Pig Boy declared "This is what Pig Boy truly lives for Pig Boy shall wallow And sing in the mud and the blood If only Pig Boy's eyes could be eaten by ants If only Pig Boy could postpone joy forever If only Pig Boy could become bacon boy Pig Boy is tired of the struggle." Just then Farm Boy came And choppe...
And now, I would like to speak about fish I have never spoken about fish before At least, not that I can think of So now would most certainly be a good time to do so After all, there's plenty of fish in the ocean And a fish in time saves nine This leads me to my next point
He needed more time He needed more space He needed more money He needed more friends He needed more music He needed more food He needed more drugs He needed more color He needed more s** He needed more mass He needed more height He needed more pull He needed more slack He needed to stop jerking around And get his stuff together He needed a job He needed a new direction He needed religion He ne...
When I drive through the great northwest The snowcaps on the mountain tops A pack of wolves surrounds my truck And my fingertips are so cold All this beauty and all those wolves They surround me with their eyes so blue The mountains high, the wolves I love And all I see is you All I see is you Chorus When I see you I bleed like a hemophiliac of love When I see you I bleed like a hemophiliac of...
I'm open, you can enter me You can exit me, you never have to ask I'm open, open my head Cut open my head, take the lid off my head Empty out my head Plunge your hands into my open head Take huge handfuls of head stuff Make mudpies, make a sculpture Make a collage of blood and brains Make sweetbread and invite me to dinner Enter me and exit me I'm open I'm open Repeat You never have to ask
If Only by John S Hall and Dogbowl King Missile Dog Fly Religion They Shimmy Disc Europe SDE 9023/CD 1990 If only x 4 If only x 4 If only we could turn our heads into melons Then we could squeeze them And they would produce delicious juice If only we could turn our heads into breads We could slice ourselves up and make sandwiches [Sandwiches] If only we could turn our heads into cheeses We cou...
Back in elementary school Fourth grade, I think it was I had this friend, Ethan During lunch hour We used to go to eighth street For pizza and jelly donuts Sometimes we got an orange Julius Instead of a donut Sometimes we got the donuts But instead of eating them We'd put them out on the street And wait for cars to drive over them But the most fun we ever had was After eating Sitting on a stoo...
Grayer than the widest overcast skies, these are Margaret's eyes Grayer than the cigarette falling on the sofa, these are Margaret's eyes Margaret has the grayest eyes I've ever seen Grayer than the cigarette she puts out on Grayer than the wall of a fallout shelter, these are Margaret's eyes Grayer than the face on the Statue of Liberty, these are Margaret's eyes Margaret has the grayest eyes...
Mr. Johnson lives on the corner of our street And he laughs at our bell-bottom trousers and our bare feet And he calls us long-haired faggots as we walk by But we don't get mad, because we know he's uptight Chorus Hey Mr. Johnson Won't you wear this flower in your hair Then you'll start seeing Love is all around you everywhere Love is all around you everywhere I've known Mr. Johnson since befo...
Once there was nothing but nothingness Then something happened and now there is somethingness Now there is allness and tallness and smallness Now there is roundness, profoundness and soundness And silence and violence and now there are trees And CD's and disease And now there is now Now there is now Now there is now Repeat
She had nothing to say She had nothing to say "Well, that's a start," she thought to herself And she picked up her pen and the small notepad And she laid down on her bed Paralyzed, she held the pen Oh, maybe eight millimeters from the page For at least a half an hour And then she thought to herself, "Oh, who am I kidding? I know I have nothing to say." She wanted to throw the pen away No, she ...
I want to go to a place where nobody knows who I am And come back to a place where everyone forgot who I was I want to bury myself and rise from the grave and shower and shave and start over again I want to be somebody else again So I want to go away and come back and start all over again I want to be somebody else again I want to be somebody else again I want to be somebody else again
I remember the last time I donated blood The nurse put a bandage on my arm. She told me Not to remove it for six hours The time was five o'clock, and at about ten to six I was having an early dinner with some friends In a pretty nice restaurant I was embarrassed enough that I had short sleeves on The bandage made me look downright silly So I removed it slowly, surreptitiously So no one would s...
They put him in the box And they gave him toys to play with They gave him the best of Beethoven And a bowling ball And they told him to invent games They told him to play music They told him to write stories They told him if he did these things They would let him out of the box They would let him out of the box They would let him out of the box And he did these things And he did them incredibl...
Sometimes on the subway he felt like a little bunny rabbit With a cute little bunny nose And long floppy ears And a brand new submachine gun And a big bushy tail Because the little bunny wanted to kill everyone Because the little bunny wanted to kill everyone In the barn
Faces on the walls Invisible faces on the walls Faces of criminals Faces of animals Telling me to cut up your corpse Telling me to paint in your blood Telling me to slice up your face Chorus Faces all over the wall Telling me to paint in your blood But I don't listen to them No, I don't listen to them Chorus No, I don't listen to them Because I love you
They can put a man on the moon They can make soap out of people And food out of wood They can build machines that do the jobs of Billions of human beings They can feed the entire world They can go zero to fifty in Three point nine seconds They can grow oranges in the desert And tomatoes underwater They can predict or affect the weather Sometimes They can create a disease And then claim it's th...
When she closed her eyes She saw her planet explode When she closed her eyes She saw her head explode Then she saw that her planet And her head were one She saw everything When she closed her eyes Repeat 2X She saw everything When she closed her eyes She saw everything When she closed her eyes She saw everything When she closed her eyes
Cherry on the top Like a nuclear warhead Nuclear bomb Gonna lift the trigger I had a Dog Fly Religion Neutron On a chocolate sundae Look, mom Fallout is stuck between my teeth Atomic toothpick Picks the ???? Clean it out Like a yum, yum, yum Then blow out my brains With a shotgun gun I had a smile Like old Jim dandy Radio, radioactive candy Yum, yum, yum Cherry on the top ??? and ??? and ??? a...