My darling the stars they shine for you
My darling the birds [whistling] twitter for you
My darling my heart skips a beat
Whenever I think of you
And under a moonlit sky
I pray and dream that I
Will be the one will be the one that you...
Bend over and bang good and hard from behind
Have me on all fours, howling at the sky
I'll give your cock a good long suck
Then you'll give me a long hard fuc...
They tried to assassinate me, can't get past my shield
Got a hundred fresh disciples learnin' how to kneel
What I ain't got, they beg borrow steal
They're my hundred fresh disciples learnin' how to kneel
Hundred fresh disciples, babe, I got a hundred fresh disciples
Don Fredo on the phone line, he's tryin' to make a deal
Just another fresh disciple learnin' how to kneel
When I give him what he...
[Approximately]
Alright sir, here we go, what are we going to give [???]
On twenty-five gonna give me thirty dollars thirty make it thirty bid on thirty-five and now forty make it forty now forty-five make it forty five
Five, five, five, make it forty-five
Five, five, five, make it forty-five
On twenty-five gonna give me thirty dollars thirty make it thirty bid on thirty-five and now forty mak...
All by myself
Still here the way she left me
I'll buy myself
Some shit to get me through this day
Skipped off to play with someone else
Skipped off to play with someone else
I found the note she left
And that's all she had to say
And so it seems my love has upped and gone away
Yeah so it seems my love has upped and gone away
All by myself
All by myself
All by myself
I'm all by myself
All by he...
All of them ladies in their
Summer dresses
Driving me crazy with their
Second wind
All of them ladies in their
Summer dresses
Driving me crazy with their
Heroin
I found your number I was
Feeling lucky
I wish I could call you after
Everything
All of them ladies in their
Summer dresses
Driving me crazy with their
Second wind
I should be sleeping but I'm
Out on the highway
Crosses and flowers the...
Baby's gone away for several days
And I'm awake and I'm amazed
I haven't shaved I haven't bathed
And I'm dismayed to say I caved
To all I'm craved I've misbehaved
I am depraved I can't be saved
I can't be saved I can't be saved
Change the words and steal the riff
Change the words and steal the riff
Change the words and steal the riff
With the addition of camera lights I'm feeling amorous
I'd t...
Something's wrong...I know something's wrong
Something's wrong...
Something's wrong...I know something's wrong
I know something's wrong
Chinese girl with knee-high socks
Spanish hips, she's Italian
She's a blacklamb
Mmm, she's a blacklamb
She's a berry, she's a quince
She's a mango, she's a rambutan
She's a blacklamb
Ah, she's a blacklamb
She's retro, she's hetero
She's Elly May going down on Jethro
She's a blacklamb
Oooh, she's a blacklamb
Round robin sisters shake and sway to the Beecroft style
Round robin sisters shake and ...
What is it that gives a pop record that special something, that extra touch that makes it a hit and lifts it to the dizzy heights of the top of the top ten?
As the monster truck speeds up to pass
I find myself alone with you at last
Now's there's a little something that I forgot to ask:
If you've got the pigeon, I've got the ass
Butter my ass with a pigeon
Butter my ass real good
Butter my ass...
I brought back a souvenir
All the way from Kampuchea
A plastic bag up my ass
And soon the goods will all come to pass
I sell the seeds of misery
I've got a deal and a place to be
Make that call
Get on the phone
Come on
Chase the dragon
Got the kind of hunger
That make you sick
U got an ugly itch
That sweat on your neck
You need it now
You need a blast
Make that call
Come on do it fast
I sell t...
Chicken and latches
Latches and chicken
Chicken and latches
Latches and chicken
Chicken and latches
Yeah
Chunky chunky ripitup now, chunky chunky ripituh
Chunky chunky ripitup now, chunky chunky ripituh
Chunky chunky ripitup now, chunky chunky ripituh
Chunky chunky ripitup now, chunky chunky ripituh
She came from the Cocus Islands with a limp and a snow-shaker huh
Hocked by a fine Arabian ginger Monsignor
He said, quot;You ain't gets nothing 'cause nothing gets made by Koreansquot;
He had dubbin ...
I walked out on the front porch an' I hollered
An' them dogs
An' them dogs
An' them dogs come out from under the house barkin'
An' them dogs
An' them dogs come out from under the house barkin'
They knew we was goin' coon huntin'
They knew we was goin' coon huntin'
An' them dogs
An' them dogs
We started huntin', oh, we was havin' such a fine time
John Newbanks was a great American. He didn't be...
So what exactly are you saying?
You'd like to live your life between the sheets
There's no destination
The hours getting way past getting late
Defy the public opinion
You're talking big it comes too easily
I'm not prepared to entertain
You salivate when someone tells it straight
Young enough to always push your luck
I keep my fingers crossed you keep them up
Got a reason to get up this morning...
You take a long deep breath like that, it tightens your muscles of your stomach, and expands your chest
...and the women like that
Don't ever do that
Don't ever do that
Don't ever do that
Like punch drunk fighters, we stumble through the streets
Kissin' in the hallways
We're strippin' and we're slidin', we're fallin' to our knees
Wrestlin' through the doorway
Drug sex - We bump and we grind
Drug sex - We lost track of time
And you never fuckin' done it 'till you done it fucked up
Drug sex - I can't believe I'm still up
I could be hungry in another life
If I could stand up baby,...
I don't see why you need them, really
I don't see why you need them
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Sometimes it's best to give an old dream a rest...
Huh, hnh, huh, hah
Huh, hnh, huh, hah
Huh, hnh, huh, hah
Huh, huh, huh, h-h-h-huh
Let's go ?
Huh, hnh, huh, hah
Huh, hnh, huh, hah
Huh, hnh, huh, hah
Huh, huh, huh, h-h-h-huh
Huh, hnh, huh, hah
Huh, hnh, huh, hah
Huh, hnh, huh, hah
Huh, huh, huh, h-h-h-huh
Oh, you fuck, you fucking fucker, you fucker
Huh, huh, huh, h-h-h-huh
Oh yeah
Oh yeah
Oh...
I'm going to the beach
I like to do the swim
I am especially good
At the butterfly
Here are my flipper
Here are my goggles too
Hear my barnacles
Have you got bucket and spade
Bouncy bouncy bikini bottoms
Bouncy bouncy bikini bottoms
Bouncy bouncy bikini bottoms
Bouncy bouncy bikini bottoms
Heh
Neh
Nehah
Hey
Hian
Hotla
Hahair
Bouncy bouncy bikini bottoms
Bouncy bouncy bikini bottoms
Bouncy boun...
I got washed up on an island in Memphis
I got wasted in a Longbeach bungalow
I took out your assassins on a plateau drunk with poison
I'm hell-bent on doing the things you love
I'm hell-bent on doing the things you love
You got lipstick, you got velvet, you got nitrous
You've got the symbol of the devil on your glove
I got one too many vices, you got two too many charms
I'm hell-bent on doing ...
Let's get it all together now
How to play golf
I'll give you one tip ?
How to play golf
I'll give you one tip ?
Hit the ball away from you swing
The ball is teed up
The ball is teed up
Start out with a drive
Heave at the ball
How to play golf
swing
How to play golf
You ever take turf? Just a little turf, just a little turf
You ever take turf? I said I take turf all the time
You gotta swing gri...
Hold the gun to you head
Hold the gun to you head
Hold the gun to you head
Hold the gun to you head
Hold the gun to you head
...and pull the trigger
Put your hands out
Put your hands out, OUT
Put your hands out, OUT
Way out 'bout shoulder high like they gonna crucify you baby
Like they gonna crucify you baby
Put your hands out
Put your hands out, OUT
Put your hands out, OUT
Way out 'bout shoul...
I'm in the Poodelabra Lounge, it's Pinky Beecroft...
..and friends...
Horny blonde forty shaved sexy wants to do it all day
Wiv a gun-totin' trigger-happy tranny named Kinky Renae
Digs pop masturbation music windsurf piss in your ear
Seekin' genuine Gemini circumcised kind and sincere
Retired teacher fifty-eight seeks regular meetings
For masculine muscular nappy-clad brutal breeding
My wife r...
Horny blonde forty shaved sexy wants to do it all day
Wiv a gun-totin' trigger-happy tranny named Kinky Renae
Digs pop masturbation music windsurf piss in your ear
Seekin' genuine Gemini circumcised kind and sincere
Retired teacher fifty-eight seeks regular meetings
For masculine muscular nappy-clad brutal breeding
My wife rough wrestles with a puppy all a-quiver in a
Wine-soaked strobe-lit As...
Take me to your car
I don't know you but I want to come out with you
I had some cocaine
I think I got an extra line for you
I dance electric
You can talk about yourself
I dance electric
Think I got an extra line for you
Take me to your car take me to your car
I don't know you but I want to come out with you
I had some cocaine I had some cocaine
I think I got an extra line for you
I dance elect...
I wanna start the third world war
It's just what we've been waitin' for
It'll free the hungry and the poor, yeah I...
...wanna start the third world war
It will create new and exciting sports
In a world of hate, a game show worth fightin' for
You didn't care before, now there's a whole lot less more worth and for ?
And there's molded plastic figurines and general controlled and slittin' machin...
I'd like to find out about a song I heard last night at a disco party and it goes something like this:
der der der der, der der der der
der der der der, der der der de- der
der der der der, der der der der
der der der der de- der de- der, der der der der de- der
der der der der, der der der der
der der der der, der der der de- der
der der der der, der der der der
der der der der de- der de- de...
I see a shape in the crowd
I turn to know where you are
But all around me's the stench of high density housing
The stereo's listening to me
And I'm being watched by TV
And valium's all I have left since I ran out of coffee
Just because you don't remember
Doesn't mean that I'll forget you
Just because you won't remember
Doesn't mean that I'll forget you
Just because you won't remember
Doesn't m...
I-I-I-I've been thinking 'bout floodbank levies
We've been talking 'bout floodmark risin'
Next time you go screechin' 'bout float-feed
I'll take steps to make you think again
Six past seven and I'm in sunshine
Smilin' at pigeons, scratchin' my chest
Some days nobody goes to work
They all come laughin' - picnic in my head
And when you look for me, I'll have taken your leopard skin
Sell it to so...
Take a line of silver, take a line of coke
Take a line of silver, take a line of coke
Take a line of silver, take a line of coke
Take a line of silver,
Don't forget your favourite things
Don't forget your favourite things
Booty in the crib on a non-stop summer's day
It's good getting better getting better in so many ways
So take a line of silver, take a line of coke
Add it up together, Kylie M...
This song is about the night I was watching a documentary about Aztecs, and realised that llamas can walk up steps without help
She had really big ears
Not the kind you'd normally see
When you're walking down the street
Yeah she had really big ears
Oh yeah, she was sitting on her own
In the corner of the club
I said 'Do you know Noddy?'
Yeah she had really big ears
That's what she had
I took h...
...and I want him to grow up casual, like his dad ?
You've got some men
[???] the ladies
But then...I'm not for that, right, I'm for the ladies
So I'll go there and defend the title
Cool it down, right?
I want him to grow up casual, like his dad ?
But then...I'm not for that, right, I'm for the ladies
But then...I'm not for that
I'm for the ladies
So I'll go there and defend the title
Casual
B...
Mintee... is my good girl
Mintee's going and I'm not
It doesn't do to walk...
It doesn't do to walk away, Mintee
Mintee's going and I'm not
Mintee's going and I'm not
Mintee
Mintee...
Mintee
...is my good girl
Mintee...it's so f-...it's so convenient for Mintee
Mintee...it's so f-...it's so convenient for Mintee to go because Mintee hasn't got
Mintee hasn't got a b-..
Mintee... Mintee hasn't g...
[several moans]
You like that?
[several moans]
I got the joint
I got the joint jumpin'
Oh baby, got my mojo pumpin'
I got the joint
I got the joint jumpin'
Oh baby, got my mojo pumpin'
I got the joint
I got the joint jumpin'
Oh baby, got my mojo pumpin'
I'm turnin' black from the dick up
I'm turnin' black from the dick up
I'm turnin' black from the dick up
I'm turnin' black from the dick up
I'm turnin' black from the dick up
I'm turnin' bl...
She is a financier
Employed me for a year
I clean her office shine her chandelier
I'm risking my career
I took us for a beer
I'm wondering where do we go from here
She held me in her hands while I kissed her mouth
She held me in her hands while I kissed her mouth
She held me in her hands while I kissed her mouth
She held me in her hands
While I kissed her mouth
Now I've got the fear
Her husban...
I'm a mutha fukka on a motorcycle
She's a mutha fukka on a motorcycle
Oh, I'm a mutha fukka on a motorcycle
She's a mutha fukka on a motorcycle
Oh, I'm a mutha fukka on a motorcycle
She's a mutha fukka on a motorcycle
I'm a mutha fukka on a motorcycle
Yeah, she's a mutha fukka on a motorcycle
Well my pills are white, the leather's black
My chick grips tight to my mutha fukkin' back
Oh, I'm a m...
This is a song I wrote by mistake
Which is nice
My ex-girlfriend's boyfriend's got a band
He writes love songs about her, and from what I understand
He's the expert now at takin' off her clothes
He's got two songs on the radio, I wish I'd written those
My ex-girlfriend's boyfriend's got a band
My ex-girlfriend's boyfriend's got a band
Writes love songs about her even I can understand
And he's ...
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8
Let it all out
Let it all out
When the sunshine hits your eyes you'll find me there
And I'm not afraid of romance
Although you've just arrived to crash my life
Your smile is saying something that I like:
You're not afraid of romance
And I'm not afraid of romance
Don't be afraid
Don't be afraid
Don't be afraid
And I'm not afraid of romance
Let it all out
Letiling
Letiling
Let it...
Bueno ? [???]
Just for you ?
I'm saying all the things that I know you'll like
Making good conversation
I gotta handle you just right
You know what I mean
I, I took you to an intimate restaurant
Then to a suggestive movie
Ther-There's nothing l-l-l-left to talk about
Unless it's horizontally
Let's get physical, physical
I want to get physical
Let's get into physical
Let me hear your body talk,...
I like lips and eyes and mouth and smooth soft skin
I got long fingers - gonna draw you in
So put on my moan and take off your clothes
Slide down slow beneath your belly I go
I'm going down, down, down, down, down, down, down,
To Pussy Town
yeah, baby...
You got satin silk sheen; you're a fine white glove
You're four time double cream; you're a fine black dove
I got long fingers - gonna draw y...
Now ladies and gentleman, witnessing the one and only original king of roll 'n' roll
Tell him he's just a [???]
This is your solo performance
And you're living it in your own style
And you're living it in your own style
Do a little striptease for yourself
But, keep your eyes on me
Ride the back of an angry pig
Don't understand arithmetic
Some join in, get a sweat
Others don't get into it
Ride the back of an angry pig
Ride the back of an angry pig
Ride the back of an angry pig
Tell me how does it feel?
Father sun, mother moon
River deep, pig in June
Some join in, get a sweat
Others don't get into it
Ride the back of an angry pig
Don't understand arithmetic
Pound it's sha...
You're like a rollercoaster, toast ya
in a big four-poster bed
You're such a puddin' I shouldn't I couldn't
I'm a gorilla in a wooden keg
Cruise around town with the windows down
Shakin' all 'round to the stereo sound
Cruise around town with the windows down
Shakin' all up to the summertime sound
You're like a rollercoaster, toast ya
in a big four-poster bed
[scat singing] Say what??
[scat sin...
Now he's sick with the taste of...
The sound of airbrakes sends a shiver down my spine
Those gilded ladies on the mudflap slide
I'm workin' bug-eyed on the late shift
Doin' a long haul sucking truckie's dick
Now he's sick with the taste of truckers come
Sick with the taste of truckers come
Sick with the taste of, sick with the taste of
Sick with the taste of truckers come
Oh, whoa, whoa
Oh, wh...
Every time I see you smile
I forget what it was that I had to file
Under what it was I had to say
Hang on, let's start again...
Every time I see you smile
I forget what it was that I had to file
Under what it was that I
That I had to say
Every time I see you smile
Every time I see you in the corner
I get just a little bit more hornier
Every time I see your face
I forget what it is that I had t...
Smooth sexy monkey
Smooth sexy monkey
Get it up
Get it up
Smooth sexy monkey
Smooth sexy monkey
Get it up
Get it up
Get it up
Remove the roadblocks that hold you back
Create prosperity and success in your life
Develop better business skills and become a successful achiever
Release more creativity and imagination
Dissolve stress
Develop high self esteem and self confidence
Attract positive and loving relationships into your life
Become a happy fulfiled person and just plain get more out of life
You have been invaded b...
[This is an instrumental]
I got a friend in Jesus, he's got a friend in me
He's a bit hung up on god, but we've agreed to disagree
Sometimes when I'm feeling frisky, call you up at home
One time when your boyfriend answered I pretended I was selling mobiles
I'm lovin' this summer scene
I'm diggin' this summer sound
I'd have everything I need
If you could come on around
I'm diggin' this summer scene
I'm lovin' this summ...
Do, do do do do do
Take it slow
On a fragment of melody
Take it slow
And you'll find your way back to me
Take it slow
Get out your music dance with me
Get out your music dance with me
Take it slow
On a fragment of melody
Take it slow
And you'll find your way back to me
Take it slow
I don't wanna do it if you don't with me
I don't wanna do it if you don't with me
I don't wanna do it if you won'...
The girl of my dreams is giving me nightmares
I found her on tv, now I see her everywhere
She's got style, she's got violent ways about her
She's got me so that I can't dream without her
She's giving me nightmares
She's giving me nightmares
She's giving me nightmares
She's giving me nightmares
My bedside is loaded, my bedside's exploded
Hard to believe you can't get what you're dreamin'
If you...
I'm drinking wine in the morning
I just can't seem to stop
Snorting blue collar gak from a black hooker's arse
The mirrorball's starting to rock
The mirrorball's starting to rock
Snorting blue collar gak from a black hooker's arse
The mirrorball's starting to rock
Hanging out the window by my ankles
Watching the television drop
Every Japanese boy's an unsung Ninja
And the mirrorball's starting...
I try to talk to you
And can't get past the weather
The friend I thought I knew
Found somethin' somewhere better
So I'm hangin' on your line
Thought we could speak together
Don't know what it is with you
You seem gone forever
I'm spending all my time
Driving 'round, faking clever
With a girl who seem alright
And another one who's better
I don't know if I lied
When I said we're not together
But...
What?
Say what?
Wot u got
I bin to Spain
I bin to Rome
I bin to Madagascar
Wot u got gets me hot
I bin to your place
I'm in my home
I bin to Madagascar
Wot u got gets me hot
I like the scans
I love the strobes
I bin to Madagascar
Wot u got gets me hot
I got a brain
It's got a lobe
I bin to Madagascar
Wot u got gets me hot
Wot u got gets me hot
I'm not ok you're ok
I'm not ok you're not ok
I'm ...
...and that was when he...got his first guitar
The Yankeez are coming
Yankeez are dandy
Ya- Ya- Yankeez Yankeez
Ya- Ya- Yankeez Yankeez
Ya- Ya- Yankeez Yankeez
Ya- Ya- Yankeez Ya- Ya-
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