Could today have got any worse I've got dog crap in my hair And I think I've been cursed Dog Crap in my hair I tryed to wash it out But my showers bust I wacked my nose on a chair And I think I've been cursed Cursed Chorus: Cursed from the devil Cursed from the pyramids Cursed from a witch Life is such a bitch Repeat Chorus Such a bitch Guitar solo Repeat Chorus My cat pissed in my trainers I ...