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Singles

Saint Vitus came to my townAnd visited the cemetery.The dead got up and everythingBecame one big one big cacaphony.They all went down the social andThey claimed their supplementary.And all the necrophiliacsWere walking 'round in misery.The rotting mass of calciumWas shopping in the Superstore,Careering down the aislesLike one big psychopathic carnivore,The shelf-stackers were alert,In ecstasy ...
There was one of the gang, who had Scalextric and because of that he thought he was better than you. Every day after school, You'd go around there to play it, Hoping to compete for some kind of championship, But it always took about 15 billion hours to set the track up. And even when you did, the thing never seemed to work. It was a dodgy transformer, again and again. A dodgy transformer, agai...
Arthur Askee and Dougie Wougie Bader Went down to the Animal Farm. Dug in for the poor, They heard stories from the war. And explaimed about the boil on his palm. Napoleon, very pink, offerred both of them a drink, And a drink and a drink and a drink. Come the hour of four, they were legless to be sure, Not one of them had even had a wink, Of sleep. Everybody sang as loud as they could, "Two l...
Our Ted it has to be said produces proof beyond us rain, shine or gale force nine his frames remain intact helicopters in my garden bringing wind, i beg your pardon double glazing is amazing don't you all agree? No fears they'll last you for years our statistics prove it and you'll pose when everyone knows it's you who sets the pace On the cold and frosty mornings scoff and howl at yultide war...
Ah, Ted It has to be said, The ? juicy truth's ? beyond us. Rain, shine, on Leopold Stein, His ribs remain intact. ? Hedderly Crup ? is in my garden Breaking wind "I beg your pardon" Don't go breathing Misery And don't you all agree? No fears, the last ten good years, Our statistics prove it, That you'll pose on Erskine's nose; It's you who sets the pace. On the cold and frosty morning, Stop a...
Mention the Lord of the Rings Just once more And I'll more than likely kill you "Moorc***, Moorc***, Michael, Moorc***" you fervently moan. Is this a wok that you've shoved down my throat, Or are you just pleased to see me? Brian Moore's head looks uncannily like London Planetarium. Chorus: And all those people Who you romantically, Like to still believe are alive, Are dead So I'll wipe my sno...
Yeah? Woke up this morning and found myself in bed. My knowledge of the blues is somewhat nil. I dreamt about about a love-affair In far-off Byuda-Pest. The sort of thing that shivers every ? pale. ? I was a teenage armchair Hon Ved fan I went on ? Docksla ? cuisine, in a bi-linguistic mood. And Morphy Richards showed up with the goods. I was feeling hungry both this morning and last night, an...
Well I heard a lovely rumor, That Bette Midler had a tumor, So gleefully I went to tell my friends. But they said it was a lie, That she wasn't going to die, "And by the way, have we got news for you" And they told me that the man That I had always known as "Dad", Hadn't met my "Mum" when I was born. And they reckon that I am, But I hope to God I'm not, The bastard son of Dean Friedman, The ba...
My Uncle Charlie is a cynical man And his wifes a touch skeptical, too. They've got one of those stickers In the back of their van; it says: We've seen the prices at the zoo. Well today I knocked upon their door And said that I was passing, And charlie launched a scathing attack. When I asked him what I'd done, he said "You stupid bastard We live in a cul-de-sac" Went to Dali's party; it was f...
Ow Oh Oh Oh ? Unemployments rising In the Chigley end of town. And it's speading like pneumonia; Doesn't look like going down. There's trouble at the fire station; Someone's had the sack. And the lads have organised a scheme To get rid of Captain Black. Tell PC McGarry To get himself a mate. And arm themselves with C.S.Gas They're gonna be out late. We've had Kant conformism since 1966. And no...

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